Can We All Just Appreciate That Alex Hirsch, Creator Of Gravity Falls, Was Prank Calling Republican Voter

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

Yarn holder

"i love spider-man, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who thinks kafkaesque means there's a big bug

Eldritch beings who view humans as mere insects, except one individual of their kind is that one bug nerd whose fascinated with bugs and goes on and on about how you shouldn't kill insects because they're "misunderstood creatures that play a part in the ecosystem"

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it’s just one of those croissant days

You'll have a sandwich

By Rémich