Sorry I Can’t Today I Have Ghost Files

burnt out nuerodivergent people getting overly attached to children's shows and cartoons when they see another old/new cartoon aimed at kids:

Lester is every character ever. He’s a baby. He cries three times a day. He hates himself. His protector is a twelve year old girl. His OTP is Solangelo. He’s realising he was a bit of a shit person. He plays the ukulele. He’s even bisexual.

dont u ever remember leo canonically often cooks for piper all types of vegetarian dishes and saves the best recipes he finds thinking of her like the besties they are and suddenly want to cry into your pillow

the way she (me) is completely normal (batshit crazy) about top gun maverick

watcher fans have few options:

history nerd who want his corpse to be eaten by wild animals, and seeks out dolls in abandoned buildings the way one does a cat at a party full of strangers

jock who believes in ghosts, thinks hair grows through the skull, and can't stop himself from making shit jokes

stressed foodie who seems normal until he opens his mouth and is always one inconvenience from committing arson

bonus:

nervous gay bartender who didn't have this in his 5 year plan

historical beauty guru who's willing to put ground up bugs on her face just too see what it looks like

i just wanna write a love note to Steven Lim because that man does so much and does not get enough appreciation

a lot of people forget that he's also a founder of Watcher, has his own shows on the channel, and puts in a shit ton of effort for the business side of the company, and that frequently gets ignored or forgotten in the shadows of Shane and Ryan (and don't get me wrong i adore them and i'm so happy they're getting the appreciation and love they deserve). yet this man is still out here being supportive af over the success Ghost Files is having and hyping it up on his socials and just being amazing

idk man dish granted is one of my absolute favorite things to come out of Watcher and it just makes me a little sad to see it doesn't get the same hype as Ghost Files, Are You Scared, or Puppet History

basically i just love Steven Lim and want him to get more appreciation for the amazing work he does <3<3<3

"Casey is going to fade" WRONG. if you knew about bifurcated time branches which are essential to the time travel process in tmnt, you would know they are in a timeline parallel to the one casey came from. This means he will not fade, however it also means he can never go back. My hyperfixation on space-time in 6th grade is finally paying off

April: Donnie, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Donnie: Oh, it's-

Leo: 72 hours.

Donnie:

April:

Donnie: How did you-

Leo: There's a clown behind you.

I love the implication that when Ryan and the Professor are not trying to strangle each other’s throats, Ryan gives him rides home from Watcher HQ. Like imagine, if you will, the Professor sitting in a lil booster seat in Ryan’s passenger side, sipping on a bottle of Bug Juice, singing at the top of his little puppet lungs to Doja Cat while Ryan wastes away in rush hour traffic.

you guys will be like "i'm fighting demons" and the demons are just that one fictional gay couple