April: Donnie, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Donnie: Oh, it's-
Leo: 72 hours.
Donnie:
April:
Donnie: How did you-
Leo: There's a clown behind you.
oh to be a hippo in a loving relationship with a worm news anchor
percy : so how's the prettiest girl in camp half blood doing?
annabeth : i don't know percy, how are you?
percy, softly, voice cracking: i'm the prettiest girl in camp half blood?
Shane leaving the studio after delivering the lamp and refusing to help Ryan escape.
watcher fans have few options:
history nerd who want his corpse to be eaten by wild animals, and seeks out dolls in abandoned buildings the way one does a cat at a party full of strangers
jock who believes in ghosts, thinks hair grows through the skull, and can't stop himself from making shit jokes
stressed foodie who seems normal until he opens his mouth and is always one inconvenience from committing arson
bonus:
nervous gay bartender who didn't have this in his 5 year plan
historical beauty guru who's willing to put ground up bugs on her face just too see what it looks like
burnt out nuerodivergent people getting overly attached to children's shows and cartoons when they see another old/new cartoon aimed at kids:
petition to start drawing s5 professor with a little tail. and maybe some feathers. and sharp teeth. dinoify the baby boy
When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels
love how they were like oh shit we can get away with blood now ! lets use it to Pummel Leo so bad It Ruins His Day
Rody: [slaps papers on desk]
Rody: Divorce. Sign it.
Izuku, eating his cereal dry: We were married??
Rody: Stop deflecting, you vile bastard.