That Moment When Your Friends Aren't *your* Friends But The Hosts Friends And You Feel Like You Don't

Puppet History Season Finale. Enjoy.

i think hoffstrahm is like. THE funniest saw ship. one is fucking insane and the other is a serial killer

sorry i can’t today i have ghost files

Ryan: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Shane: No... well, their slowness.

Ryan: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Ryan: Now I have a plan.

Ryan: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

actually you know what? the professor IS my poor little meow meow. not only do i love when the professors a little fucked up and evil but i think he should do it more often actually. kind of girlboss of him

Lester is every character ever. He’s a baby. He cries three times a day. He hates himself. His protector is a twelve year old girl. His OTP is Solangelo. He’s realising he was a bit of a shit person. He plays the ukulele. He’s even bisexual.

"why do you even like saw?! it's just torture pooorn!" WRONG. it's gay porn

"Casey is going to fade" WRONG. if you knew about bifurcated time branches which are essential to the time travel process in tmnt, you would know they are in a timeline parallel to the one casey came from. This means he will not fade, however it also means he can never go back. My hyperfixation on space-time in 6th grade is finally paying off

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

if will solace is a star wars nerd and a son of apollo, the god of light, does this mean we might find this bitch equipped in tartarus with a LIGHTSABER of all things??????

im having sudden kiribaku needs