You Heard The Man! Stop Twinking The Monsters!

"You are here! Stay a while!"

Something about being beckoned in from your solitude by a stranger, finding yourself somewhere that seems at first glance like a glimpse into a better version of things. Only to realize that the people are all empty echoes and remixes of others you've seen before, and the place is a trap that will draw you in and quite literally eat you alive.

Who's Norris talking to, with this one? (Assuming he's talking to anyone. Assuming there's something like choice happening in there.) Does he know that Alice will walk away as soon as he starts talking, and that Gwen will tune him out? Does he know Celia and Sam have left early? There's no one listening to him--except actually there is, because we're all here. We're all listening to this story about an invitation to a "better" time that goes immediately and horribly wrong.

"Stay a while!"

Shortly before the mics switch to a completely different story.

"Sorry for the mess, I wasn't expecting anyone..."

Probably completely different.

I'm sure it's fine.

It sure was nice to hear Gerry sound so happy.

A kofi request for geraskier in esc spains outfits ❤️

Alison was such a popular name in medieval England that authors would name women characters Alison to indicate that she was supposed to be a very normal kind of person

if you see this post it means::

- you can vent to me - you can follow me - you can spam me - you can message me any time - you can send me your thoughts - you can tell me anything - you can trust me

I’ll say one thing for the two train wrecks that are Prometheus and Alien Covenant… they did give us the very beautiful and deeply disturbing prototype synthetic, David.

An android so spectacularly hard to please that he eliminated the population of an entire planet simply because they disappointed him. ‘I tell you that it’s sad but true… there’s just no pleasin’ you’ (Boom! Bap! Pow! - No Pleasin’)

tq to this anon for reminding me of this idea i had (you have a lovely day too <3)

do you ever think about how jane succumbed to the corruption because she wanted to be loved and how she went after the archival crew who (probably) craved love the most

apropos of nothing i think you could make a really neat pink terrarium with syngonium, fittonia and hypoestes

All the world's a stage, the men and women merely actors and actresses, they have their exits and their entrances.

But I don't have a fucking script for some reason and people keep talking to me and when I respond they look at me like I've missed my lines.

Look it's not my fault I wasn't given the script or the plot or a gosh darn costume.

Come on guys, I need a prompt or something.

I'm over here doing amateurs improv night at the royal Albert hall and honestly Im just as unhappy about that as everyone else that has to witness it.

all video games should have a “I’m shit at video games but I’m curious about the story and I don’t want to watch a let’s play” mode

what’s your favorite character trope and why is it “hot priest doing things he probably shouldn’t”