Tempted To Fuck Around And Write A Fic For A Fandom I'm Not Even In

so……midnight mass

Lemme post something cute. My D&D characters

Blonde, Green & Disappointed -> Lorelai my angsty awkward wood elf ranger

Red, Smirking & Horn(y) -> Ifris my punk teen tiefling sorcerer

Blue, Fishy & Angry -> Arabella my pirate sea elf barbarian

Pink, Cute & Fluffy -> Sabrina my revolutionary tabaxi princess rogue

Auburn, Freckled & Relaxed -> Fëanor my ex-soldier(fighter) elf boy looking for peace

White, Tired & Nerdy -> Will Stan the Wizard Man my pretentious nerdy with a heart of gold(I think?) man

Silver, Sharp & Honorable -> SUSAN my kind and inspiring and hungry dragonborn paladin from my 1st campaign

Dark, Selfish & kind of a ass -> Vantoinne Vane my (un)intentionally rude high elf noble rogue who wants to be the local hero but keeps getting called out for being a bit racist

{Created on picrew Fantasy Hero creator by @irisgallowayart on insta}

happy father's day 😌🖖

I also, again, find this statement very fitting for Martin. The idea of working a bad job because you're in a bad place in your life. It slowly getting more and more unsettling. Finally, being trapped in the restaruant and eaten. No one reported him missing.

No one reported him missing.

Martin, surrounded by worms in his shitty apartment, trying not to get eaten.

No one reported him missing.

"You are here! Stay a while!"

Something about being beckoned in from your solitude by a stranger, finding yourself somewhere that seems at first glance like a glimpse into a better version of things. Only to realize that the people are all empty echoes and remixes of others you've seen before, and the place is a trap that will draw you in and quite literally eat you alive.

Who's Norris talking to, with this one? (Assuming he's talking to anyone. Assuming there's something like choice happening in there.) Does he know that Alice will walk away as soon as he starts talking, and that Gwen will tune him out? Does he know Celia and Sam have left early? There's no one listening to him--except actually there is, because we're all here. We're all listening to this story about an invitation to a "better" time that goes immediately and horribly wrong.

"Stay a while!"

Shortly before the mics switch to a completely different story.

"Sorry for the mess, I wasn't expecting anyone..."

Probably completely different.

I'm sure it's fine.

It sure was nice to hear Gerry sound so happy.

I’ll say one thing for the two train wrecks that are Prometheus and Alien Covenant… they did give us the very beautiful and deeply disturbing prototype synthetic, David.

An android so spectacularly hard to please that he eliminated the population of an entire planet simply because they disappointed him. ‘I tell you that it’s sad but true… there’s just no pleasin’ you’ (Boom! Bap! Pow! - No Pleasin’)

Sooo... 10,000 notes and then a shirtless Emmet👀?

all aboard!!!

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I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship