Tfw Your Archivist Is Getting Kidnapped For The Sixth Time That Week But That’s None Of ✨your✨

happy father's day 😌🖖

Inevitable fansong for the bug wife 🐛

Reblog if..

● your parents called you fat

● your brother/sister called you fat

● your friends called you fat

● you called yourself fat

● a stranger called you fat

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

The Entity formerly known as Jane Prentiss.

i need him dorkier. i need him more insane. i need him insufferable. i need him full of righteous belligerence. i need him bloodier and sluttier and more deranged. i need him gayer. i need him bundled in no less than 4 microfleece blankets. i need a gallon of soup in him. i need him kissed softly. i need him punched in the face.

Was reading this cute lil fic where Jim gets turned into a Golden Retriever yesterday lmao 🤭🤭🤭

Update; fic link

A little pick-me-up. A fear submitted by Lydburg to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

You can pick up autographed copies of my Deep Dark Fears books in my Etsy store, they make great gifts!

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it