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Underrated book 7 moments

💥 Grownass man and beastly martial god Xie Lian being described by one of Qingxuan's beggar friends as a "fine little tender-skinned pretty boy".

💥 Xie Lian protecting the capital from turbo plague demons with the magic power of friendship and handholding.

💥 When Xie Lian asked if Mei Nianqing was the master who told Shi Qingxuan'a fortune as a child and old bastard just went "Duh~💅✨"

💥Quan Yizhen 1v1ing an eldritch Optimus Prime made of the entire heavenly realm and NOT LOSING IMMEDIATELY.

💥 Mei Nianqing calling Quan Yizhen a fluffy child in the same sentence he politely asks him not to throw corpses at him.

💥 He Xuan being so unbelievably indebted to Hua Cheng that not even boiling and polluting his seas with entire smashed up palaces can sway the deal even slightly in his favor.

💥 Pei Ming wielding his ex-boyfriend turned resentful ghost sword in battle while it's relentlessly bullying him.

💥 When Xuan Ji finally cornered Pei Ming to unleash the guilt trip crusade of the millenia on him but was hit with "ho it's been CENTURIES don't love me, love YOURSELF."

💥 Shi Qingxuan's gut wrenching reunion with his tormentor being interrupted by the heavenly emperor summoning a massive army of FLESH EATING RATS.

(Book 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

devilman by tixili

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true detective blogging

Geothermal III Watercolor on paper, 8.5 x 10.25" 2021

You meet god and she's mostly dead fish. You ask her why and she says most of the world is dead fish, and she's made herself to appeal to the most common denominator, the everyman funnyman comedy show that runs for eleven seasons but with the entire universe in mind. You ask her how much of the dead fish is your fault, she says it's far less than you'd think, in the grand scheme of things. You ask her if you matter at all. If you can do anything. She shrugs her rotting shoulders and says mattering is a made-up concept, like life, but sure, you can matter if you want to, on some scale. She has many scales. She doesn't know what you mean by 'anything', but you can do everything you can. You ask her if it's enough. She says there's no base requirement for deserving to exist. She's smoking a joint and the smoke filtering out of her gills gathers and forms gas giants and red dwarfs. You ask her if there's any hidden secrets of the universe you should know and she says it's not a secret if she tells, plus it's fun to let you figure it out yourself. You ask her if any of your questions were right questions and she says you worry about being right so much it might keep you from fucking around, which is as close to meaning of life as she ever bothered to make. You don't ask but she says she loves your hair, also your whole being, also your planet. She says she figured out what love is yesterday and is trying it out, which explains the ten thousand rainbows and sudden influx in rains of fish. She offers you a drag of her joint and you wake up half past midnight behind a chain restaurant clutching a smoked salmon. The new stars are winking like they're in on some joke and you're sure if you try hard enough you'll remember what it is.

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gift for the lovely @jingyismom <3

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I mean, treating yaoi as the opposite of yuri just doesn't make sense mathematically: boys are not the inverse of girls. The actual opposite of yuri would somehow have to involve fewer than zero girls, and that's not an easy thing to characterise.