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A leopard, two tigers, and a magpie, Korean School, 19th century, Joseon folk painting (민화). Medium: Ink and color on paper.

Babygirlified in every Design 🎀💕💞

AFTER WORKING ON THIS FOR ALMOST A WHOLE WEEK, I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED!!!!

I know I have written a lot, so do not feel obligated to read it all, but if you want to glance through just to see what classes + subclasses I have assigned, please feel free!! Here is a taste of what you will see below the cut:

BEYOND THIS POINT, THERE WILL BE HUGE SPOILERS. READING THE MANHUA OR WATCHING THE DONGHUA WILL NOT BE ENOUGH. THIS WILL HAVE MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR MULTIPLE MAJOR VILLAINS AND SECRET TWISTS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

This has been a huge labor of love, and I am really not expecting anybody but me and maybe one or two others to have any interest in this, so if you have read them all or even half, thank you so much!!! My intimate knowledge of every single 5e subclass finally has a use, yay!!!

If you wanna talk D&D or TGCF ever, feel free to message me. If you have differing ideas of what classes these people would be, I'm happy to talk about that!!!

Also most of all, thank you @liese1015 for inspiring me to get off my ass and participate in the fandom I love for once! 💖

Underrated book 7 moments

💥 Grownass man and beastly martial god Xie Lian being described by one of Qingxuan's beggar friends as a "fine little tender-skinned pretty boy".

💥 Xie Lian protecting the capital from turbo plague demons with the magic power of friendship and handholding.

💥 When Xie Lian asked if Mei Nianqing was the master who told Shi Qingxuan'a fortune as a child and old bastard just went "Duh~💅✨"

💥Quan Yizhen 1v1ing an eldritch Optimus Prime made of the entire heavenly realm and NOT LOSING IMMEDIATELY.

💥 Mei Nianqing calling Quan Yizhen a fluffy child in the same sentence he politely asks him not to throw corpses at him.

💥 He Xuan being so unbelievably indebted to Hua Cheng that not even boiling and polluting his seas with entire smashed up palaces can sway the deal even slightly in his favor.

💥 Pei Ming wielding his ex-boyfriend turned resentful ghost sword in battle while it's relentlessly bullying him.

💥 When Xuan Ji finally cornered Pei Ming to unleash the guilt trip crusade of the millenia on him but was hit with "ho it's been CENTURIES don't love me, love YOURSELF."

💥 Shi Qingxuan's gut wrenching reunion with his tormentor being interrupted by the heavenly emperor summoning a massive army of FLESH EATING RATS.

(Book 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

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Shopping date 🍖 🍃

beloved

thinking about the shi wudu-he xuan-shi qingxuan conflict in TGCF and realizing their characters are just nie huaisang split into three. a nhs deluxe edition if you will

shi wudu: i'm not worried about qingxuan. he's cute and sociable, he will have no problem making friends in heavenly court.

shi qingxuan:

You had to kill me But it killed you just the same

reversed fates

double sided standee design i spent forever on. im unwell

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besitos 😽💗💐

people on twitter arguing over whether cardinal tedesco is brat or whatever when it's really very simple. he's a reactionary fascist who i would beat to death with hammers if i met him on the street AND sergio castelillto's performance managed to out-cunt stanley tucci who was already operating at terminal levels of mother. what's not to understand?

Turn my haters to consumers / I make vets feel like they juniors 📿⛪️🕯️

402/638 One Suga a day while he is away

I’M GOING BACK TO MINNESOTA WHERE SADNESS MAKES SENSE

by Danez Smith

O California, don’t you know the sun is only a god if you learn to starve for him? I’m bored with the ocean I stood at the lip of it, dressed in down, praying for snow I know, I’m strange, too much light makes me nervous at least in this land where the trees always bear green. I know something that doesn’t die can’t be beautiful. Have you ever stood on a frozen lake, California? The sun above you, the snow & stalled sea — a field of mirror all demanding to be the sun too, everything around you is light & it’s gorgeous & if you stay too long it will kill you & it’s so sad, you know? You’re the only warm thing for miles & the only thing that can’t shine.

viadinhos de esquerda🐈‍⬛🌙♥️

Iwa-chan, please

based off tweet

Two people who absolutely matched each other’s freak

Trying to Raise the Dead

by Dorianne Laux

Look at me. I’m standing on a deck in the middle of Oregon. There are friends inside the house. It’s not my

house, you don’t know them. They’re drinking and singing and playing guitars. You love

this song, remember, “Ophelia,” Boards on the windows, mail by the door. I’m whispering

so they won’t think I’m crazy. They don’t know me that well. Where are you now? I feel stupid.

I’m talking to trees, to leaves swarming on the black air, stars blinking in and out of heart-

shaped shadows, to the moon, half- lit and barren, stuck like an axe between the branches. What are you

now? Air? Mist? Dust? Light? What? Give me something. I have to know where to send my voice.

A direction. An object. My love, it needs a place to rest. Say anything. I’m listening. I’m ready to believe. Even lies, I don’t care.

Say burning bush. Say stone. They’ve stopped singing now and I really should go. So tell me, quickly. It’s April. I’m

on Spring Street. That’s my gray car in the driveway. They’re laughing and dancing. Someone’s bound

to show up soon. I’m waving. Give me a sign if you can see me. I’m the only one here on my knees.