im going to go INSANE.
can all these Motley Crue fics NOT have some sort of daddy kink for ONCE?? GOD!!!!
lifes hard out here.
at this point i might just have to make some Motley fics myself.. maybe..
if Motley if your thing first of all, we NEED to be moosts!!!! and second of all, please send ideas in. i wanna write for my husbands but i have no idea what to do.
I can write for Tommy and Nikki but idk about Vince and Mick.... we'll see...
90's crue.. save me 90's crue.. 90's crue save me 90's crue..
90s crΓΌe
Omfg Hobie is taking over my brain .
yallβ¦
Motley Crue did an interview not too long ago for the new tour and dogs of war and the interviewer was talking about staying in shape and you could see Vince immediately knew not to say anything
Iβm sorry it took my forever to respond to thisππIβve tried to find the video to watch it but idk if im slow or stupid but I canβt find it
BUT I CAN IMAGINE IT AND IT HURTS MY HEART
Vince dosent deserve all the fat jokes dude.. leave the man alone!!ππ
How the hell did this get more likes than the actual writing. Smh
might cook up Vampire!Eric Draven x Reader soon..
Ugh I love my husband
(HERE!!!)
OMGGGF FDSSHAHHHH
Hobie Brown / Latina Reader
Synopsis// Just Hobie with a Latina gf :3
Tw// fluff, angst, + a lil bit of hispanic family trauma cuz we love that (sarcasm), COMFORT !!
J's notes// *baho is a nicaraguan dish that has plantain, meat, potatoes, slices of tomatoes and other greens in it, it's on of my favs <3
HOBIEEEE MY GUYYYYY he's so curious about your culture, like where you're from, what your family is like, etc. he's like a kid in a candy store :33
He loves coming over to your dimension and eating with your family, he was blown away by the amount of flavour those homecooked meals of yours had
He loves it when you cook something new for him to try <33
He never really understood why you clean so much until he began to pay close attention to you. He quickly realized that you cleaned around the house whenever you felt overwhelmed in your mind.
"Luv, a'you alright?" he asked as he came up behind you and wrapped his arms around your plush waist. You stopped sweeping and let the broom lean on the wall so you could turn around and hug him, ".. Yeah. Jus' got a lot on my mind.."
He's not at home a lot because 'performing art pieces' (causing havoc in society) takes up most of his time, but he makes sure to express his appreciation to you when he comes home to a clean apartment and food already made.
Your family would absolutely love him, especially the favorite cousins, they like his easy-going and chaotic nature <33
"Y ese? Es tu novio?" your tia asked with a smile as she hugged you and looked up at him, bringing him in for a hug as well.
"You her boyfriend?" one of your older cousins asked him as you all sat on the steps, eating baho*. "Yeah, I am." he answered with a slight smirk. "A'ight, just don't break her heart." your cousin warned as Hobie looked down at you with a playful smile.
He treat your mom as if she was his own. I'm talkin like: he would do the most, as in, helping her around the house, helping her cook and absolutely showing you up xD
"Why can't you be more like him, ah?" Your mom looked down at you with a playful smile, her hands on her hips and Hobie in the background with a mischievous smirk on his face as he mopped the floor.
If your dad is in your life, he definitely brings Hobie along to the carne asada to make him help with cooking the meat. (Hobie has have you around so you can translate what your dad's asking him to do)
He feels so honored when your dad gives him a piece of the meat before letting anyone else eat (its a rite of passage atp)
Your little cousins def think of Hobie as the coolest person alive, he's out here buying (stealing/making) them stuff and they always have so much fun with him <33
He teaches them some British slang (and bad words ofc this is Hobie we're talking about) and loves roughhousing with them, he thinks they're energetic and loves them with his whole heart fr
"Quien madres te enseΓ±o eso?" you asked your little cousin as you kneeled in front of her with a half-concerned half-amused look on your face. You laughed a little when she pointed at Hobie who was now walking away, whistling and acting like he'd had nothing to do with it.
He's a fast learner so you best believe this man is out here dancing bachata, salsa, cumbia, reggaeton, punta, wepa, etc etc. you name it, he'll learn it for you.
"You just put your foot here, remember that you're leading." You tell him as you look down at the placement of his feet, he was trying to pay attention to you words but he was busy admiring the fact that you took the time to actually teach him.
Sooner or later, he ends up picking up Spanish since you speak it around the house sometimes + you two go to a lot of family parties. His accent comes through a lot when he speaks it and its adorable
Overall, he'd be a ray of sunshine to you and your family, everyone adores him π«Ά
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Hobie Brown x Sick!reader
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Real LMFAOO
making breaking bad all wholesome and uwufying jesse pinkman will never not be funny to me because these absolute horrible people in this show would HATE to be seen with like soft cutsey stickers surrounding them and being headcannoned as trans. if jesse ever saw someone drawing him with top surgery scars he would start spewing every slur in the book and probably jump out a window and thatβs hilarious to me
Yes the Vince fat jokes need to stop like no one thinks he might read that stuff
SAME WITH FAT JOKES TARGETED TOWARDS AXL ROSE.
people who make those kinda jokes needs to shit themselves cuz what the actual fuck is ur problem?!
And I know we arenβt talking an about Kurt Cobain jokes but to the people who joke about his suicideβ¦ I hope nothing but pain your way! Because who sits there and genuinely finds joking about someoneβs SUICIDE funny??????
Some people can be really fucking shitty.
Had one for the first time last year when summer was ending, almost died.
(it was the lemonade flavored one)
was i scared i was gunna die in my sleep? yes
will i try it again?.. yes
People need to stop calling vince fat like heβs not in his 20s anymore
THATS LITERALLY WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING.
ILY ANON YOURE LITERALLY SO RIGHT.
like dawg it is NOT the 1980βs anymore, hese rockers wonβt look the same as they did 40 FUCKING YEARS AGO. Leave them alone!!
To the people who say shit like βVince really let himself goβ or other things like βVince Mealβ I hope you shit yourself. Heβs gone through SO much with the death of Razzle, the death of his own DAUGHTER and MORE.
Vince is strong cuz I wouldβve kms already if I went through the same shit he did