𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓! ...

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making breaking bad all wholesome and uwufying jesse pinkman will never not be funny to me because these absolute horrible people in this show would HATE to be seen with like soft cutsey stickers surrounding them and being headcannoned as trans. if jesse ever saw someone drawing him with top surgery scars he would start spewing every slur in the book and probably jump out a window and that’s hilarious to me

I’m going insane I LOVE this so much stop DNAJSMAKN

THIS IS SO CUTE !!!!!!!!!! One of the best Nikki fics I’ve ever read don’t EVEEN with me !!!!

DATING NIKKI SIXX (FLUFF)

here is what I think it would be like to date Nikki sixx in the early 80s.

word count: 490

warnings: nothing that bad. tried making this as fluffy as I could but yk.. its nikki💀

The beginning of your relationship with Nikki would be passionate, intense, and chaotic. You would be obsessed with each other and never stop thinking of each other. Nikki would constantly want to be with you and never want to let you go. He would be very possessive and protective of you, and you would feel strong feelings of romance and intimacy. You two would be like the couple everyone wants to be like but is jealous of at the same time.

here are some pet names Nikki would call you: Babe, Baby, Sweetie, Gorgeous, Beautiful, Sexy, My girl, Princess, Darling

Nikki's love language is definitely physical touch. He loves physical intimacy and showing affection by cuddling, holding hands, hugging, kissing, and other forms of physical closeness. He's a very affectionate person, especially when he's feeling loved and cared for.

with Nikki's bad childhood and lack of affection and love, he would likely be secretly willing to do anything for cuddling and affection. He may not openly admit to this, but the fact is that he would probably do anything to get the love and acceptance he never had growing up. Cuddling and affection may be one of his greatest weaknesses, and he may become very clingy and needy when he's around you.

Here are a few of Nikki's favorite cuddling positions: Face-to-face hugging, Big spoon/little spoon, Cuddling on the couch or in bed, Facing each other, with your legs wrapped around his, You're sitting on his lap and he has his arms wrapped around you.

Nikki tends to be very affectionate in public, especially when he wants to show off that he's in a relationship or is proud to be with you. Here are some ways he likes to show PDA: Holding hands, Kissing, Hugging, Gifting you flowers or other romantic gestures in front of others, Putting his arm around you, Putting his hand on your thigh, Sitting close to you on couches or in chair, Making out in public spaces, slapping your ass or giving it a squeeze.

When Nikki is drunk, he can become very energetic and passionate. He tends to get loud and obnoxious and says whatever comes to his mind. He can be a bit of a flirt or a jerk when he's drunk, but he's also very affectionate and clingy. If he's drunk and wants you, he'll definitely be all over you and trying to get your attention.

Here are a few quirks Nikki has: He can be very obsessive and possessive when it comes to you,

He can be quite moody and unpredictable, with his moods and feelings constantly changing,

He has a very sarcastic sense of humor and is always joking or pranking people,

He is very intense and passionate when it comes to his feelings whether it's a positive emotion or a negative one,

He's a bit of a hopeless romantic and loves to write and send poetry and romantic letters.

MY FIRST TIME WRITING A FIC IN MONTHS!! HOPEFULLY I STILL GOT IT. IM WORKING ON MORE BUT REQUESTS ARE OPEN! LMK IF THIS ONE IS GOOD.

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In Your Eyes

Hobie Brown / Latina Reader

Synopsis// Just Hobie with a Latina gf :3

Tw// fluff, angst, + a lil bit of hispanic family trauma cuz we love that (sarcasm), COMFORT !!

J's notes// *baho is a nicaraguan dish that has plantain, meat, potatoes, slices of tomatoes and other greens in it, it's on of my favs <3

HOBIEEEE MY GUYYYYY he's so curious about your culture, like where you're from, what your family is like, etc. he's like a kid in a candy store :33

He loves coming over to your dimension and eating with your family, he was blown away by the amount of flavour those homecooked meals of yours had

He loves it when you cook something new for him to try <33

He never really understood why you clean so much until he began to pay close attention to you. He quickly realized that you cleaned around the house whenever you felt overwhelmed in your mind.

"Luv, a'you alright?" he asked as he came up behind you and wrapped his arms around your plush waist. You stopped sweeping and let the broom lean on the wall so you could turn around and hug him, ".. Yeah. Jus' got a lot on my mind.."

He's not at home a lot because 'performing art pieces' (causing havoc in society) takes up most of his time, but he makes sure to express his appreciation to you when he comes home to a clean apartment and food already made.

Your family would absolutely love him, especially the favorite cousins, they like his easy-going and chaotic nature <33

"Y ese? Es tu novio?" your tia asked with a smile as she hugged you and looked up at him, bringing him in for a hug as well.

"You her boyfriend?" one of your older cousins asked him as you all sat on the steps, eating baho*. "Yeah, I am." he answered with a slight smirk. "A'ight, just don't break her heart." your cousin warned as Hobie looked down at you with a playful smile.

He treat your mom as if she was his own. I'm talkin like: he would do the most, as in, helping her around the house, helping her cook and absolutely showing you up xD

"Why can't you be more like him, ah?" Your mom looked down at you with a playful smile, her hands on her hips and Hobie in the background with a mischievous smirk on his face as he mopped the floor.

If your dad is in your life, he definitely brings Hobie along to the carne asada to make him help with cooking the meat. (Hobie has have you around so you can translate what your dad's asking him to do)

He feels so honored when your dad gives him a piece of the meat before letting anyone else eat (its a rite of passage atp)

Your little cousins def think of Hobie as the coolest person alive, he's out here buying (stealing/making) them stuff and they always have so much fun with him <33

He teaches them some British slang (and bad words ofc this is Hobie we're talking about) and loves roughhousing with them, he thinks they're energetic and loves them with his whole heart fr

"Quien madres te enseño eso?" you asked your little cousin as you kneeled in front of her with a half-concerned half-amused look on your face. You laughed a little when she pointed at Hobie who was now walking away, whistling and acting like he'd had nothing to do with it.

He's a fast learner so you best believe this man is out here dancing bachata, salsa, cumbia, reggaeton, punta, wepa, etc etc. you name it, he'll learn it for you.

"You just put your foot here, remember that you're leading." You tell him as you look down at the placement of his feet, he was trying to pay attention to you words but he was busy admiring the fact that you took the time to actually teach him.

Sooner or later, he ends up picking up Spanish since you speak it around the house sometimes + you two go to a lot of family parties. His accent comes through a lot when he speaks it and its adorable

Overall, he'd be a ray of sunshine to you and your family, everyone adores him 🫶

I never got to tell you guys but I got to go to Rockville on Thursday and I saw MOTLEY FUCKING CRUE

BEST FUCKING NIGHT IF MY LIFE

my voice is still recovering LMFAOOO

I was also like.. the only loud one there and everybody kept looking at me when I was SCREAMING the lyrics. Like dawg you’re literally in a MOTLEY CRUE SHOW??? why come to a concert if ur not gunna be loud/let anybody else be loud.

Anyway they took a solid 10-15 minutes to finally walk out.

I was already standing there for like 20 minutes before they started

I also got beer thrown at me and I almost got kicked in the jaw when some dude wanted to crowd surf. I’m not mad!

When I finally left my legs were hurting SO bad and I’ve never been so fuckin hot in my damn life. I thought I was gunna die.

also just saw Vince Neil’s ‘corn’ tape, how was your day?🖤🖤

Oh to have experienced a Girls Girls Girls motley Crue show in the 80’s…

girls, girls, girls

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A little bit of me dies everytime I see y’all hc Hobie as this mean toxic punk rockstar boyfriend. Like tell me where in the fucking flim was he rude once. He literally helped Miles despite barely know him, he’s friends with Pavitr they even have a handshake, he let Gwen crash in his universe because she was homeless. Also to the people who say he is stinky and wouldn’t take care of his hair. Y’all are so fucking annoying and clearly don’t know how black hair works, especially wicks or any form of locs. Like hobie is the most kind and caring person around. He definitely wouldn’t abuse you, lay hands on you or cheat on you. Also his whole “I don’t believe in labels or I don’t believe in consistency” was a quip, a fucking joke all spider variants make stupid quip’s underneath the mask😭. Stop making that his whole fucking personality and stop using that to undermine his punk values. It’s like with Pavitr’s “chai tea” joke y’all made it that kids whole personality trait 😭.

Maybe I’m reaching with this but a lot y’all’s hc are starting to be Anti-black

To the next person who hcs him as toxic mean person I’m in your walls and I’m stealing your favorite things.

Do you think 80s rockstars will ever happen again

HELL YEAH!!!.. I really hope so.

I mean, if enough bands and people start making music that sound 80s again. I’ve heard of a few bands that’s trying to bring back the 80s rock scene though such as ACE MONROE and FOXY VENUS!!

If u like 80s rock I definitely recommend listening to ‘BAD NEWS’ by Ace and ‘HOT TO THE TOUCH’ by Foxy!!

Go support em!! xx💋

AND BRING BACK 80S ROCKSTARS!!!

Sobbing real hard rn

okay but when hobie's daughter gets a little older she gets into musical instruments i feel like hobie would be through the roof teaching his little girl how to play the guitar

he’d suggest on making a small band. just you 3. it’s a little family activity you have. they both play instruments while you sing :(

and hobie sometimes does some harmonisation with you. except he purposefully screeches or sings badly to make you two laugh. because seeing his girls laugh is his fav thing in the world :(((( IM CRYING AGAIN