I Have The Biggest Dick In 40 Square Miles

This, as you may recognize, is an ordinary introductory post to a Tumblr blog. It contains what you would normally expect: personal information, rules and boundaries, and the like. The key difference? The blog exists only in... The Twilight Zone. Name: Rod Serling Pronouns: He/Him Location: The Twilight Zone Occupation: The Narrator Ask Box: Open

Rules: 1. The Twilight Zone includes people from all walks of life and does not discriminate or harass people due to their differences. 2. The Twilight Zone is considered a PG show, this blog, however, may not always be 3. All post made in The Twilight Zone are best enjoyed when read in the voice and cadence of myself, Rod Serling. 4. I do take requests to add to The Twilight Zone, those requests can be placed in the ask or by tagging me in a comment or reblog. Boundaries: Asks, replies, comments and reblogs are all fine and encouraged.

Welcome... to The Twilight Zone.

Oooooooh his feet are out. -R.S.

In condemning gimmick blogs, this tumblr user found themselves a the receiving end. A twist that could only occur in... The Twilight Zone.

No more gimmick blogs.

CREATURE????

If you are a fan of The Twilight Zone and are looking for another anthological series about terror and what lessons it teaches, I highly recommend The Magnus Archives.

The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast with 200 episodes, following a man named Jonathan Sims as he settles into his new role as the Head Archivist of The Magnus Institute. But this is no ordinary job, and not everything is as it seems, as Jon will soon come to See.

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this blog hates donald trump

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

favorite word?

Podcast, due to its entire etymology being derived from farming

I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.