In Condemning Gimmick Blogs, This Tumblr User Found Themselves A The Receiving End. A Twist That Could

rod what are you doing on tumblr

The same thing that you are likely doing here. Enjoying an archive of humanity, one updated daily by its denizens. And to talk directly to viewers like you, in a manner unprecedented in my time. -R.S.

imagine it. The night is November 5th, 2024. The election results are in. Misha Collins post a video. The camera is facing him, as he says “I love you.” Then it pans to the other person in the room, Jensen Ackles. He responds with “Kamala Harris is the next present for the United States”

@itsapmseymour

You know what to do.

I hope i never breach containment i like it here

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

When God closes a door, She opens a window. And when that window is closed, a second door opens, this one leading to a more fucked up version of where you were trying to go, and trust me, you won't like it. So. Jump through the window before it closes.

"Imagine if you will... a website come to life -- it's time for the very first Dashcon and you've been invited. But somewhere between venmoing the staff to pay the hotel and your hour in the ball pit you've taken an immediate detour through... The Twilight Zone."

this blog hates donald trump

this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

Imagine if you will... I kill you with a gun. Imagine that, nerd. Tune in text time for more mind-boggling siteeations on... THE MIDNIGHT AREA

Unfortunately for you, dear viewer... A world beyond, of thought and mind Lessons wait for you to find Story uncovered and tale now known Domain Expansion: Twilight Zone