ACT II SPOILERS BELOW (NOT A LEAK) ‼️

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

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do you think that spawn Astarion becomes a family friend to the descendants of his friends in the years following the nether brain? is there always a spot reserved for him in the lives of every dekarios and hallowleaf and ravengard and cliffgate and baenre until the end of time? do you think he looks at them and sees his party members? do the dekarios descendants have gale’s intelligence and thirst for knowledge? do the ravengards all laugh like wyll? how many cliffgates dance like karlach? Do shadowheart’s descendants love the same night orchids and have the same soft spot for animals? do the baenres have minthara’s sharp tongue and thirst for vengeance? do any of them look like tav?

Whenever people say Astarion is the only person who could understand evil durge I roll my eyes. Minthy is literally approved of by Bhaal. She poisons you at camp. She calls your slayer form magnificent in the horniest way possible. She 100% matches an evil durge’s freak. Put some respect on my wife’s name neowwww!

I have to say the fact that Silco knew their mom so well and watched them grow up makes it even more messed up that he was ready to kill them when he took out Vander.

And the crowd is…confused???

don’t look back in anger

Denji will reject that hag’s offer trust 🙏

“I will never tire of sitting on dead men's thrones”🕷️