Rockstar-burger - Meow

On your knees

Whenever people say Astarion is the only person who could understand evil durge I roll my eyes. Minthy is literally approved of by Bhaal. She poisons you at camp. She calls your slayer form magnificent in the horniest way possible. She 100% matches an evil durge’s freak. Put some respect on my wife’s name neowwww!

She’s such a ride or die fr. Oh the god of murder is your father? Wonderful! Let’s kill your sister and reclaim your inheritance. You want to enslave and slaughter countless innocents? I’m with you all the way as long as we are equals. It’s too bad that embraced durge has no choice but to betray her or else they’d be unstoppable.

Whenever people say Astarion is the only person who could understand evil durge I roll my eyes. Minthy is literally approved of by Bhaal. She poisons you at camp. She calls your slayer form magnificent in the horniest way possible. She 100% matches an evil durge’s freak. Put some respect on my wife’s name neowwww!

The guy who used to sa me when we were kids sent me a follow request on my insta account and I’m just staring my screen like :

Did this bitch actually think that I was gonna accept and follow back like???

Brush your teeth tonight honey buns I’M COMING‼️

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Thank you Mr. fujimoto, I’ve been fed 🙏

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

Barty: Choke me with your pussy if I'm wrong but tomorrow's Wednesday

Evan: Tomorrow's Tuesday

Barty: Perfect

FUUUUCK OFF ILL SAVE YOU DENJI CHAINSAW MAN