*headcanons Your ‘hyper-sexualized By The Fandom’ Character As Asexual*

What they were really saying

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

Art brain is not firing on all cylinders, however

Edit to add in these because I thought they fit with the vibe of this post

sometimes...headcanons that are popular...are bad

Garnet.

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Amethyst!

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And Peaaarl~

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And Steven!!!

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I love all the acting choices David and Micheal made for their characters but one I'm especially obsessed with (and frankly I don't see it being talked about enough) is the body language/posture.

David took one look at Crowley and decided this boy is Bouncy™. He has cooked spaghetti for bones. Ninety percent of his walking is done by his shoulders actually. He might be man-shaped but he's actually a liquid constantly changing form to fully fill the container (chair) he's in.

Meanwhile Michael went - We'll he's an angel, of course he's prim and proper and carefully put-together. He has the posture and grace of a classically trained dancer. There is also One Million Bees under his skin at any given moment.

And they were so right.

2006 Banpresto Swimring Kuchipatchi Plush