There Was A Well-meaning International Student (learning English) In My Workspace Who Came Up To Me And

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

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[Concept] I Love The Idea Of Ethel Tormenting Isaiah- Might Actually Finish Those Two One Day.
[Concept] I Love The Idea Of Ethel Tormenting Isaiah- Might Actually Finish Those Two One Day.

[Concept] I love the idea of Ethel tormenting Isaiah- might actually finish those two one day.


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(Comedy gold of the century)

a court of thorns and roses. ballad of songbirds and snakes. bowl of macaroni and cheese

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Wrote This In An Ice Cream Shop

Wrote this in an ice cream shop

2 months ago
My Annotations On Sun Bleached Flies For A Poetry Project In My Ap Lit Class ♡ ♡

my annotations on sun bleached flies for a poetry project in my ap lit class ♡ ♡

2 months ago
Vampire Party. Found This One In My Older Art Folders.

Vampire party. Found this one in my older art folders.

2 months ago

I would really like this trend of donation scammers sending anons to stop. I block them yet they still send anons. It's very annoying.

2 months ago
Elevator Scene:

Elevator scene:

Elevator Scene:
2 months ago

I think they can also use them to play music, and I'm very curious as to how it compares

I wonder if people with hearing aids ever just go "yeah, that's enough. I'm done hearing today", and take them off. Just going "fuck it" and put your surroundings on mute.

2 months ago

hayden announces something and it unleashes this deep primal Thing in every artist. i love it

2 months ago

"Dude," Steve says, pressing on his eyes because he feels like he's about to cry. "What the fuck."

"What?" Dustin squeaks, alarmed. "What? Steve, you're freaking me out!"

"Good!" Because Steve just worked eighteen hours and it's past midnight and he got thrown up on twice and there was a bed pan incident and even though he showered at the hospital he probably smells awful and it rained and he lost his keys so he had to take the bus and he's sweaty and tired and wet and cold and Dustin's DnD friend is hot. "I can't believe you'd do this to me!" Okay, maybe Steve's feeling a little delirious.

"Do what??" Dustin is full on shrieking right now. His hot friend is standing in their apartment looking more and more worried and hot.

"You didn't tell me he was hot!"

The expressions that go across Dustin's face is impressive, before they stop and he settles on a flat glare. "Seriously??"

Hot guy is now blushing and Steve will collapse if he doesn't keep with the righteous fury.

"I've been TRYING to get you two to meet for months now!"

"You didn't tell me he was hot, though! Dustin!!"

"I don't know what guys are hot, Steve!" Dustin says indignantly. "I thought you didn't like nerds!"

"Dustin!"

"Um," says hot guy. He looks like he's panicking.

Dustin's face changes again. "Oh, no. Oh, no, you're right."

"All this time!" Steve says and he really is close to tears. "You've been nagging on me all this time to find my soulmate, and you had the perfect guy right here?? You had him in my home??? Dustin!"

"Whoa," whispers hot guy.

"I'm sorry," Dustin wails now, just as distraught. "You love nerds, all your favorite people are nerds, I don't know what I was thinking, oh my god!" He whirls on hot guy. "Eddie, give Steve your number right now!"

"Okay," says hot guy Eddie, immediately. His face is super red and his eyes are wide, and he looks scared out of his mind as he fumbles his pocket for his phone. "Yeah-Yep-Absolutely. This is a thing that's happening."

Steve, tears burning in his eyes, watches as Dustin punches his number into Eddie's phone. "Okay," he says a little nasally, wiping quickly at his face. "Okay, I'm going to shower and then sleep for two days, and then pretend like this never happened so I can look hot guy in the eye when he asks me on a date. Sound good?"

"Sounds great!" Dustin says, all cheery now. Behind him, still looking vaguely scared for his life, hot guy gives him a shaky thumbs up.


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