talking about eating teeth on easter is sacrilegious
sorry I was hungry
Wrote this in an ice cream shop
Dissociation vs Overstimulation
I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.
I just know that the dudes who make those "girls get 500 compliments a day vs. guy gets one compliment once and cherishes it for the rest of his life" memes put zero effort into their appearance. Like what exactly do you expect people to say? Wow nice plain ill-fitting hoodie, goes great with your basic-ass blue jeans and nondescript haircut. Got some real cool Grey Man vibes going on, you could seamlessly blend into any crowd ever without being seen at all.
Like nobody has any obligation to look any certain way, but you can't expect to be praised for doing something you're not even trying to do. I dress like I got tarred and feathered in a Tim Burton film costume department discard scrap pile, and someone saying they like my style is a biweekly occurrence.
if you're posting a whole fanfiction to tumblr you've got to put it under a readmore boss
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.
if this post gets 5 billion notes, i’ll finish LAM17 tonight
My dreams haven't really been subtle lately.