The Sluttiest Thing A Man Can Do Is Be James Potter

Sirius: We both look very handsome tonight. Remus: You know, if you’d just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, “So do you.” Sirius: I couldn’t take that chance

Remus: Yeah, I’ve decided I’m un-diagnosing myself. I’m fine now.

James: You’re un-diagnosing yourself from… being a werewolf?

Remus: Yes.

James: Interesting. And when the full moon comes and you turn into a wolf?

Remus: I won’t. I just told you, I’m fine now.

James: Well, that’s a relief.

Remus: I know I should’ve done it ages ago.

wolfstar roommates au where sirius is a little fucker. he walks around their flat in nothing but his underwear, his hair in a half-bun and a soft smile when he wakes up. remus comes home from work to find him lying on the kitchen counter, his office shirt unbuttoned, drinking wine that makes his lips unfairly red and tempting. he plans weekly movie nights and then falls asleep with him on the couch, spooning him in the middle of his sleep. he asks remus to come into the bathroom while he's still in the shower and hand him the towel he forgot. he flirts, and he touches, and he teases. remus is going mad. he's truly questioning his sexuality (he just went from gay to super scandalously gay).

black cat eating a whole rotisserie chicken while Mamma Mia by ABBA plays in the background

regulus black got asked to be james' boyfriend on january 4th, 1976, his fifth year and the day the sun was closest to earth. he thought it was always meant to be like that.

and he died on july 5th, 1979. the day the sun was farthest from earth. with his last breath, he realised it was also always meant to be like that.

my heart

just because i’m not posting about it does not mean i am not thinking about it. absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

*After Regulus Faked his death in the cave and ran off*

James: Hey Reg- wait... um... is that your death certificate as your computer background?

Regulus: Yea, wait it gets better.

Regulus: *flips to next background to a picture of him crouching next to his headstone*

I like the fact that the two most well-known uses for lithium are treating people who are bipolar, and making batteries, which are also bipolar but in a completely different way.