What’s It Called When You’re So Disconnected From Reality That Cold Water Doesn’t Feel Like Anything

i’m sorry

le,

and i cannot emphasize this enough,

chonk

Yesterday I saw two teenagers making out in the park, reminds me of my teenage days when I used to see other teenagers make out in the park

🧡 Leah 🧡

(This painting is for sale here!)

white diamond: eyes

my wig: gone

If you wanted to get married, who would be your ideal husband? And why is it Hades from Lore Olympus?

First to touch the bin loses

My favorite episodes of spongebob are the ones were spongebob gets genuinely pissed off. Like, spongebob is a character who only rarely gets angry, and only for good reasons after being pushed too far, and it's fucking iconic when he does. The episode where squidward quits his job and crashes at spongebob's house and ends up bossing him around, when spongebob fucking loses it at the end of the episode, it's the best thing. I feel that. "LISTEN YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE-" while ringing krabs's neck. King shit.

caroline is a milf

(a mother id like to friend)

Eukaryotic cell gang!! We love women in STEM.

The organelles of the cells have been translated into human anatomy, so the nucleus is the brain, the vacuole function as the lungs, and the mitochondria is the heart since it’s the… you already know, I don’t have to say it ;)