My Favorite Episodes Of Spongebob Are The Ones Were Spongebob Gets Genuinely Pissed Off. Like, Spongebob

me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—

brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch

mice are having sex in my walls :(

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

Leah my beloved 💞

Larger breast bras vs. smaller breast bras

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i’m alive

inspired by a friend misspeaking

I see people coming up saying how we shouldn’t support Wanda….uh okay, where was that energy when Tony was supplying weapons to kill innocent people? The same weapons which killed Wanda’s parents and brother. How about Sokovia? No talk? Okay.

magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh