Maine Na Jaane Kis Muhurat Pe Kanna Ko Bola Ki

Maine na jaane kis muhurat pe kanna ko bola ki

Kanna, mujhse khub kaam karwao khub khub. Aisa karo, jab bhi mummy logo ko kaam karwana ho toh sirf meko pukare

Ab toh haalat aisi ho gayi hai ki

Puja karne baithu, toh bhi pukarte lagte hai 😭

Krishna: you asked for it 😏 😛

Tbh I was scolded ki tum kuch kaam nahi karti...

:')

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1 month ago

YES YES YES! 💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻

Mujhe ye book 7th grade mein mili LOLOL, usse pehle idk why library band hi rehti thi

Your username ✨

And PFP 🥺 this book— 🤌🏻

Radhe radhe 👋🏻 *patli gali se nikling*

HEHEHEH

OMG OMG OMGOMG A FELLOW WIMPY KID ENJOYER 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

LEAASSGOOOOOOOOO i used to DEVOUR these books in 5th grade


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2 months ago

So no one is gonna talk about kamadev being enchanted by Krishna's beauty, hence Krishna getting the name- Madanmohan

Cuz me too kamadev me too-

1 month ago

Sometimes I think ki time machine bhi mil jaye toh apne aap ko tum dono se pehle hi milwa deti

Fir lagta hai

Jis samay mile, vahi best tha ✨

they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out


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2 months ago

🤡🦚👀🩰😺

List Five Emojis You Associate With Yourself

list five emojis you associate with yourself

🫶🏻🌷🐇🧚🏻‍♀️🩷

tags .ᐟ @your-mommy-ems @glowydiaries @binibby @jjsblueberry @lovethornes @midiosaamor @maybxlle @daystarpoet @auntiejohn @sororygilmore @haeerizm @inmyheaddd @gentlehue @xoxoivy13 @sweetreveriee @sweetnnaivete @catchmeonyourceiling @calamaroo @hers-underwraps @mooshie-blue @lost-in-reveriie @xoxochb @caramelmiacchiato

List Five Emojis You Associate With Yourself

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1 month ago

OUR ASHTASAKHI GANG

REMEMBER US PLANNING THE ASHTA SAKHIS AS MIRACULOUS SHOW INSPIRED SUPERHEROES

YES. SHALL WE DO IT AGAIN?!

2 months ago

Husn e jaanaan ki tareef mumkin nahi

Husn e jaanaan ki tareef mumkin nahi

Afreen afreen

Afreen afreen

Tu bhi dekhe agar to kahe hamnisheen

Afreen afreen

Afreen afreen

Husn e jaanaan ki tareef mumkin nahi

Why was I singing the first like as

Usne jana ki taarif mumkin nahi—

🥲 just misheard lyrics

mwah mwahhh

1 month ago

Found my india !!

I wish chhattisgarh official bhi ban jata 😅🥲

Intro post ✨

Hello, nice to see you!! I'm just a normal old person pretending to be The Official Country of India ^~^ my pronouns are she/her

Do Not Interact list includes: homophobes, transphobes, racists, misogynists, pedophiles, ableists, etc

Fellow India related blogs so far:

My incredible wifey @pakistan-official :3

@shakespeareofficialaccount, who is an honourary desi blog <3

States, aka my kids: @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial, @rajasthanofficial, @bihar-official, @telangana-official, @tamil-nadu-official @tamilnadu-official, @west-bengal-official @karnatakaofficial , @this-is-goa , @axom-miss , @mumbai-official , @kolkatabbg, @punjab-official, @maharashtra-official, @girlbossguwahati, @delhi-the-capital,

@mizoram-unofficial, @hyderabad-unofficial, @pune-unofficial @manipur-official @official-thane

My adopted kids (the corpos): @the-actual-reliance, @bigbasket-notreally, @amul-unofficial

My space-crazy kid is @isro-official, @peoplecallme-netaji helped give me freedom, @the-wonders-of-pani-puri is one of my most popular dishes, @gmaane-genius is everyone's favourite biscuit with chai and @laddoo-hain-drugs-nahi is our local superhero. @ancient-india-official the Olde Me and @totally-india is my twinn


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1 month ago
Oṁ Namo Bhagavate Narasiṁhāya Namas Tejas-tejase āvir-āvirbhava Vajra-nakha Vajra-daṁṣṭra

oṁ namo bhagavate narasiṁhāya namas tejas-tejase āvir-āvirbhava vajra-nakha vajra-daṁṣṭra karmāśayān randhaya randhaya tamo grasa grasa oṁ svāhā; abhayam abhayam ātmani bhūyiṣṭhā oṁ kṣraum

I offer my obeisances unto Lord Narasimha, the source of all power, who possesses thunderbolt-like nails and teeth. May He vanquish our desires and drive away our ignorance so that we may become fearless.

[Bhāgavata Purāņa 5.18.8]

Shubh Narasimha Jayanti!

1 month ago

Kanna seriously 🥺

People who see this before May 11th are about to meet their soulmate.


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1 month ago
I’m Reading These News As There’s A Siren Absolutely BLASTING Outside My Window Because Russia’s

i’m reading these news as there’s a siren absolutely BLASTING outside my window because russia’s bombing my city again. this goes to say i’m showing solidarity with pakistan and reminding you that THE INVADERS ARE ALWAYS WRONG

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