Kanna Seriously 🥺

Shishupal : And Rukminī—

Krishna : …That was 99

Rukminī : Congratulations, you just unlocked ‘instant karma’ mode

Shishupal: What, is he gonna forgive me again?

Sudarshan Chakra: Your free trial has ended ☠️✨

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Shelling again started at Jammu. Ceasefire agreement violated by Pakistan

It’s confirmed?? If yes then FUCK PAKISTAN TO HELL.

People who are fucking badmouthing the Indian army. Listen you motherfucking ungreatful pieces of shit, badmouth the government who you elected. NOT THE ARMY. THEY'RE LITERALLY KEEPING US SAFE??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? YOU THINK YOU CAN GO DO WHAT THEY DO? YOU THINK YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FAMILIES BEHIND IN EXTREME TEMPRATURES AND HORRIBLE LIVING CONDITIONS TO GAURD THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY? PAKISTAN LAUNCHED MISSILES ON CIVILLIAN AREAS FOR FUCK'S SAKE -- THE AIR FORCE LITERALLY SAVED OUR LIVES WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING MORONS ON????

YES YES YES! 💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻

Mujhe ye book 7th grade mein mili LOLOL, usse pehle idk why library band hi rehti thi

Your username ✨

And PFP 🥺 this book— 🤌🏻

Radhe radhe 👋🏻 *patli gali se nikling*

HEHEHEH

OMG OMG OMGOMG A FELLOW WIMPY KID ENJOYER 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

LEAASSGOOOOOOOOO i used to DEVOUR these books in 5th grade

I don't have many friends here 😅

@satyarasitara @dharagalaxias @hellogunjan20 all who wanna join

new moot game 🌺

do this picrew and this uquiz, post what you get, and tag your moots!

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After seeing you

This ladki is no okay at all

Krishna getting on Tumblr seeing a quiet big fandom THIRSTHY for him:

Me referring to Shree Rama: Ram ji, bhagwan Rama, lord Rama

Me referring to shriman Narayana: Narayana ji, Vishnu ji, lord Vishnu, Vishnu bhagwan

Meanwhile me referring to Shree Krishna: kanha, Krishna, pookie, babygirl, this guy, my boy, dude etc

FINALLY JOINED MAH BESTIE HERE!!

HAIIIIII OMG OMG

is this kind of dms?!

But seriously, kanna se bolo toh vo pakka kar hi dete hai

Bas thoda satate zarur hai

Krishna be like: aur smaran karo, aur karo, abhi 80 percent hi hua hai, aur smaran karo, mann nahi bhara mera, thoda aur smaran karo 🤪😌 akhir pati hu tumhara, aur karo.

its raining heavily here, like a full blown storm and Obv in India as soon as a drop of water touches the ground and swoosh *lights out!*

So we've been waiting for the electricity to come back like it's been 6 hours or so even our inverter gave up!

My 10 yr old cousin came to me all droopy like "manu didi aap krishna ji se bolo ki woh light le aayein😩" ( ask krishna to restore the power cut) to which I replied " beta maine bol diya na to ulta aur light nahi aayegi coz he likes teasing me especially in circumstances like these👀" (if I told him to do that he probably will cut out the power for even longer)

Then I said "why don't you pray to him with a pure heart, ask your brother in law krishna ji- please light waapis le aao na jijaji 🥺" {we have this insider funny custom that my cousins & sibling call krishna "jijaji" lol}

And with his sweetest 10 yr ol kid's pure voice my cousin prayed to him the exact same line "please light waapis le aao na jijaji😭" and

I. KID. YOU. NOT

the moment he said that

*bling* we have the electricity, the whole town has electricity as soon as he uttered the words 👁️👄👁️

We (my whole family) were utterly speechless and just laughing at "all that Manu is doing, isn't a joke anymore 🫢"

Its still raining but there's no problem related to power cut anymore, thanks to mere bhai ke jijaji 🛐

My cousin said I'm gonna do this every day for legit every thing now so all the best krishna now that you have to arrange those video games his father has been delaying him for lmaoo

While pak means pure, holy

Jabki pakistan aur uske actions 🤡