FINALLY JOINED MAH BESTIE HERE!!

Kanna seriously 🥺

People who see this before May 11th are about to meet their soulmate.

Pakistani military targeting civilians in Jammu and Kashmir 💔

Hanuman ji be like : bahut hogya aaram Ab hoga kaam

BOLO JAI SHRI RAM

Shishupal : And Rukminī—

Krishna : …That was 99

Rukminī : Congratulations, you just unlocked ‘instant karma’ mode

Shishupal: What, is he gonna forgive me again?

Sudarshan Chakra: Your free trial has ended ☠️✨

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MUMMAAAA

MAH BABY!!

Shelling again started at Jammu. Ceasefire agreement violated by Pakistan

It’s confirmed?? If yes then FUCK PAKISTAN TO HELL.

Found my india !!

I wish chhattisgarh official bhi ban jata 😅🥲

Intro post ✨

Hello, nice to see you!! I'm just a normal old person pretending to be The Official Country of India ^~^ my pronouns are she/her

Do Not Interact list includes: homophobes, transphobes, racists, misogynists, pedophiles, ableists, etc

Fellow India related blogs so far:

My incredible wifey @pakistan-official :3

@shakespeareofficialaccount, who is an honourary desi blog <3

States, aka my kids: @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial, @rajasthanofficial, @bihar-official, @telangana-official, @tamil-nadu-official @tamilnadu-official, @west-bengal-official @karnatakaofficial , @this-is-goa , @axom-miss , @mumbai-official , @kolkatabbg, @punjab-official, @maharashtra-official, @girlbossguwahati, @delhi-the-capital,

@mizoram-unofficial, @hyderabad-unofficial, @pune-unofficial @manipur-official @official-thane

My adopted kids (the corpos): @the-actual-reliance, @bigbasket-notreally, @amul-unofficial

My space-crazy kid is @isro-official, @peoplecallme-netaji helped give me freedom, @the-wonders-of-pani-puri is one of my most popular dishes, @gmaane-genius is everyone's favourite biscuit with chai and @laddoo-hain-drugs-nahi is our local superhero. @ancient-india-official the Olde Me and @totally-india is my twinn

Me: krishna ye yaad dila dena

Krishna: *makes me remember that thing every half an hour*

Me: krishna ye yaad dilana, but thode time baad. Taki clue mile ki you agree with this

Krishna: *raat ko nind khol ke yaad dilaying*

Yet

After all

This

Me: krishna kabhi toh clue diya karo ki prem karte ho. Chalo ek phool gira ke dedo

Krishna: 😐😌🤪

No.

LMAO AREY RE RE—

HI ILYSM

ILY EVEN MORE. MORE THAN ASTIE'S DADA DOES TO ASTIE'S MAMMA ( this titles feelz even cute)