Wait why is this kinda cute
Guys do not give grandma access to an iPad. She will play Roblox for 48 hours straight
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ₓ˚. ୭ ◦˚.୭ ˚○◦˚ Welcome!˚◦○˚ ୧.˚◦ ୧ .˚ₓ
❧ name: Beau🎀
➺ pronouns: He/Him
❧ age: 19
➺ gender: Genderqueer
❧ orientation: Pansexual
➺ fun facts: I wasn’t supposed to live past age 4🔥I’m Jewish, I have a medical journal written about me. (If you couldn’t tell, I was a medical menace as a baby)
❧ pets: I have a cat :3 his name is Link
➺ important people: My spouse, some (big emphasis on some) family, My friends, That damn iceberg boy, Dave Mustaine, pretty much every individual I’ve hyperfixated on.
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❧ hobbies: Reading! Listening to my tunes, smoking🍃, watching yt, I like collecting silly rocks, collecting stickers, cooking
➺ likes: My spouse, open minded people, cheese, trying different food, Megadeth, Metallica, and sooo many other 80s metal bands. Thrill seeking, wading in the creek, trying to cook different foods, long car rides
❧ dislikes: the government, coleslaw, zionists, donald trump (I actually hate this mf. I hope he dies❤️) short car rides, people who say “We can disagree on politics and still be friends.”
➺ pet peeves: Wasting food, having my hair pulled (when not warranted. Iykyk) wet socks,
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❧ favorite color: Light/Baby pink
➺ favorite foods: Pupusas, Carbonara Buldak ramen, baked mac and cheese, corn pudding,
❧ favorite drink: Dream Float Alani Nu🤤
➺ favorite shows: Death Note, Jojos Bizarre Adventure, Black Butler, One Piece, Umbrella Academy, Peaky Blinders, Dandadan, Castlevania, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad
❧ favorite book: The Lovely Bones
➺ favorite game: Assassin’s Creed Syndicate 🔥
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❧ byi: I’m autistic and sometimes cannot tell what is serious and what is sarcasm.
❧ dni: mindless self indulgence fans, conservatives, people who can’t cook /j, zionists,
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Told grandma she couldn’t crawl around and bite people in public anymore and she gave me this look
My stupid ass grandma bought these headphones and they still too small for her big ass head
Oh my Dave
𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲⭒☆⭑ WHO UP CREEPIN THEY CAST ⭑☆⭒Today I will eat 2 corn digs
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