He Literally Looks Like He’s Been Through It

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❧ name: Beau🎀

➺ pronouns: He/Him

❧ age: 19

➺ gender: Genderqueer

❧ orientation: Pansexual

➺ fun facts: I wasn’t supposed to live past age 4🔥I’m Jewish, I have a medical journal written about me. (If you couldn’t tell, I was a medical menace as a baby)

❧ pets: I have a cat :3 his name is Link

➺ important people: My spouse, some (big emphasis on some) family, My friends, That damn iceberg boy, Dave Mustaine, pretty much every individual I’ve hyperfixated on.

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❧ hobbies: Reading! Listening to my tunes, smoking🍃, watching yt, I like collecting silly rocks, collecting stickers, cooking

➺ likes: My spouse, open minded people, cheese, trying different food, Megadeth, Metallica, and sooo many other 80s metal bands. Thrill seeking, wading in the creek, trying to cook different foods, long car rides

❧ dislikes: the government, coleslaw, zionists, donald trump (I actually hate this mf. I hope he dies❤️) short car rides, people who say “We can disagree on politics and still be friends.”

➺ pet peeves: Wasting food, having my hair pulled (when not warranted. Iykyk) wet socks,

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❧ favorite color: Light/Baby pink

➺ favorite foods: Pupusas, Carbonara Buldak ramen, baked mac and cheese, corn pudding,

❧ favorite drink: Dream Float Alani Nu🤤

➺ favorite shows: Death Note, Jojos Bizarre Adventure, Black Butler, One Piece, Umbrella Academy, Peaky Blinders, Dandadan, Castlevania, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad

❧ favorite book: The Lovely Bones

➺ favorite game: Assassin’s Creed Syndicate 🔥

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❧ byi: I’m autistic and sometimes cannot tell what is serious and what is sarcasm.

❧ dni: mindless self indulgence fans, conservatives, people who can’t cook /j, zionists,

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Gave grandma apple juice and her bitch ass thinks it’s beer 🤣🤣

Is it just me or does everyone who is a hardcore Megadeth fan look like Dave in some aspect

YALL GRANDMA DONE ESCAPED TO PONYVILLE!!!!!!!

Coked up danish boy ❤️

coke pupils.

“Stop calling Dave grandma. He is a grown man.” Er stfu SHE is GRANDMA. THAT IS MY STUPID ASS GRANDMA

Do with that what you will

HIIII GUYS UM SORRY FOR NOT POSTING FOR A HOT MINUTE BUT HERES DADDYTALLICA 😍😍😍

Why'd u name urself Putridfart

because I am who I am