I Didn’t Need My Heart Anyway Just Take That With You Tama.

Every once in a while Tumblr just falls over and starts convulsing and its entire user base just kinda. stares at it disapprovingly for a bit.

if your ghost and your zombie body fall in love postmortem does that qualify as incest or just overly complicated masturbation

If you use them tag #lanyinktober

OG johnny Johnny yASSSS

I am SO happy Johnny Johnny is trending because now I can share my absolute FAVORITE version in the world

This generation may be powerful but also like we finna be 69 up in here still using the weird saying of Jared 19 and have people not understand but just say what your 76 and your name ain't even Jared wtf do you mean then in the old folks home you'll hear a chorus of "never fucken learned how to read" but like this entire gen that understands can go off with our weird sayings

@strex-and-the-city

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

one of these days I'm going to have my ears pierced and on that day I will wear hula hoops as "my hoops" I hope on that day I get the chance to take them off and hand them to a friend just to show a bitch what's real

I feel attacked

Graduating high school as year 2020 is like

*constant over looming dread that spring break is over next week*

when youve been graduated for like 6 months and going to college for 5

@putinsactualbigdick just made me watch Your Name and emotionally traumatized me so fuck him