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Oh do one Y'ALL WANT to post about my url huh, you craving some post about putinsactualbigdick cause no you can't have any go starve from the lack of content I give about his actual big dick, muskrats

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

The lyrics "she wears short shorts, I wear t-shirts" suggest that she is Mikey Mousing it, while Taylor is over hear Winnie the poohing it. Both of which aren't appropriate for being the cheer captain or in the bleachers

my username may be putinsactualbigdick but nowadays its all about the putussy y'know

Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

Everytime you watch family related porn or call your partner "daddy or mommy" your just proving Sigmund Freud right and that's just ain't it right that, I ain't taking the L that is Freud winning.

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Sad your friends are being rounded up like the terrorists they are?

Did you know that

Antifa isnt an organization, its a shortening of the term anti-fascist, and antifa "members" are just normal people who dont want the USA, the "freest country in the world" to be like Nazi Germany or Mussolini's Italy, with massive crackdowns on freedom of speech and assembly

The United States does not have a domestic terror statute, otherwise plenty of your right wing friends, associates, and mass shooter idols would get slapped with terror charges.

Events now are remarkably similar to Hitler's rise to power, with these unidentified "secret police" doing the exact same thing as the Gestapo, minus searching for jewish people

You would have been a member of the nazi party, and you would have had no problems with the holocaust either, because they "deserved it" by not being good obediant puppets of the state.

But then again, people like you don't care about facts or history.

Graduating high school as year 2020 is like

*constant over looming dread that spring break is over next week*

when youve been graduated for like 6 months and going to college for 5

What if Medusas pubes where snakes too like she could eat herself out

I'm sorry the clogs stay ON during sex