Crush Me Pls

@the-adhd-sorcerer :3

Bet you kiss them on the lips.

if your parents said this to you they're not good parents but they are giving a fair warning to what your life will probably be

did your parents or parent (in my case, mother) ever tell you that life isn't about being happy but instead just working until you die?

no... i wish i was a foreign exchange to finland tho ngl

Are you an exchange student?

almost half my life

Have you ever gone a day without wearing underwear? (go commando)

I just saw this… too high to think of a response… but laughed pretty hard xD

Canada Lugia

beware the vicious aerohonk attack

This sounds like a great time… if only…

I wanna be the captive/pet of an ancient vampire... I want them to pamper me - sit me in their lap while they feed me, pet my hair, whatever. I only comply because I'm afraid of what may happen if I don't. I want them to hold me down while I kick and cry and beg, fangs sinking into my flesh. They lap at the wound, drinking my blood until I'm limp and hazy beneath beneath them. And then, when I'm too weak to fight, they fuck me deep and slow. Their hands wander my plush body as they wax poetic about how people of the modern age are blind to the allure of a body such as mine. They tell me that I will never meet someone who loves me as they do. And maybe I begin to believe it over time. Until then, they'll just have to continue convincing me.

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weed every now and then (hopefully finland makes it legal eventually so i can do it there too)

Do you smoke?

my dick, my balls, my facial hair, my facial structure, my voice, my weight, my lack of hips... the list goes on

Trans people, does your dysphoria feel like a zip tie? As in things that didn't bother you now do the further you get into your transition?

Yes

No

Cis/no dysphoria/not transitioning button

I cast gender dysphoria

god robots are so fucking cool

Don’t worry, it’ll happen

oh to be lazily giving head to a cute girl while she tells me all about her latest hyper fixation