Yeah Golden Retreiver Boyfriends Are Great And I've Met Several Personally, But Personally I Have A House

yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend

extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people

my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone

haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles

can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way

can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up

can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap

cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.

unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily

will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

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punkpegan

6 months ago

*wakes up during ball removal* hey doc- can you put those in a jar for me?

BCBS: Yeah if your surgery takes longer than our admin staff with no medical training thinks it should, you have to pay out of pocket for the anesthesia.

UHC CEO: [assassinated in the street]

BCBS: ... You know we were just joking about that anesthesia thing ha ha we would never. We love keeping our brains inside customers happy.

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punkpegan

2 months ago

To the anon who's been thinking that they might be a girl, but just doesn't want to be a cutesy, soft, submissive girl: You can be a butch girl, like me. Being a frilly princess is not a requisite to girlhood. You can wear trousers instead of dresses and still be a girl. You can be assertive and strong and still be a girl. Speaking from a place of experience, I tried to do the whole girly girl thing for a while when I first transitioned, but it didn't feel natural or me. The tits are pretty great though, and being my own kind of woman feels so, so good.

Yeah!

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punkpegan

6 months ago

Proposing On Accident Just Sounds Like Something PB Would Do

proposing on accident just sounds like something PB would do

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punkpegan

6 months ago

picture of a girl in a red flannel shirt.
Text reads "There is a transgirl that rarely gets the chance to be herself"

The girl is now looking out to a long mountain pass.
Text reads "She still has a very long way to go. It often feels impossibly long."

A picture of a moon with a :3 face in a night sky.
Text reads "Even so, tonight none of this matters. Tonight she has privacy. Tonight she can exist as herself."

Image of a girl on a yellow background. The background is bright and cheerful, but she's on the verge of tears.
Text reads "tonight she can feel joy. The dress isn't a perfect fit, but that's ok."

The background is much darker. The girl is now crying.
Text reads "Tomorrow she will go back to pretending to be a guy. She won’t get a night like this for a long time."

The girl stopped crying, though the background is still pretty dark.
Text reads "But this doesn’t matter right now. For tonight she can simply be. And for now, that’s enough."

Another section of text below reads "There is a transgirl slowly learning to be herself."

The past few days have not been great, so I can only manage a basic vector drawing right now. I don't have many experiences of trans joy, but I wanted to share where I'm at with the process.

To anyone else struggling, know that you aren't alone. Hang in there, we'll be free to be ourselves one day.

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punkpegan

4 months ago

it’s remarkable how much money you can save by not leaving the house and not eating and not moving

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punkpegan

7 months ago

This post feels like it's calling me out- I'm trans, left handed, and have hEDS. I couldn't imagine myself living 50 years ago, ngl

This is it

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punkpegan

6 months ago

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

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