Really Enjoying All The Videos Muslims Have Been Posting Of Their Cats Looking Like This

It has the same energy as "fuck it, we ball" except calmer.

I think we should add Pratchett’s Law to the list of things like Murphy’s Law until it’s a household adage because currently no one is doing it like *shrug emoji* “Things Just Happen, What The Hell” and someone needs to be

They should invent a removing facial hair that isn't sysiphean

genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.

*wakes up during ball removal* hey doc- can you put those in a jar for me?

BCBS: Yeah if your surgery takes longer than our admin staff with no medical training thinks it should, you have to pay out of pocket for the anesthesia.

UHC CEO: [assassinated in the street]

BCBS: ... You know we were just joking about that anesthesia thing ha ha we would never. We love keeping our brains inside customers happy.

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

what if there was a snabbit. just consider it

"Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something." -Jake the Dog

Sorry if this is odd, but I just found an old EP of yours on Spotify and it's inspiring hearing how much you've improved. It makes me understand that you got where you are through hard work, not just being magically good at what you do. You're a big musical inspiration to me, and I hope you have a good night!

oh fully yeah, sucking is an important and vital part of the journey toward not sucking

A comic based on this poem

I saw bug and thought this was a @bughuntermusic post before checking the tags.

Took a portrait image of Bug today from the front. Absolutely atrocious point of view. I love her so much

i always mean it when i say i love you btw