Skyrim mods becoming too immersive
May the Gods make you feel safe, loved and protected. They love you, and just another day of existing is beautiful to them.
Times that feel hard won't last forever 💕
America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"
sorry what
i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck
there are two girls playing tug-of-war inside of me, one is trans and has so much voice dysphoria that she would love to just stop talking altogether, the other is neurodivergent and won't shut the fuck up.
THE DOUBLE STRINGS THOUGH
I love the internet sometimes.
Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet
talking to trans girls is incredible because you'll be like yea ive had this chronic pain and disability for like my entire life and medical science cant explain it weird huh and she'll just be like oh yea that sounds like you have x, lots of people i know have that maybe look into it and you're just left sitting there like wtf how ????????
Fuck you, City of Ur!
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23, witchy and pan, switchy and trans, sapphic with an achillean man 🏳️⚧️
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