Elf Yuri Except One Of Them Is High Fantasy And The Other Is One Of Santa's

Oh please let this be the timeline where Will Wood collaborates with the original broadway cast of newsies. I would die for that colab.

I live your music mate! Please collaborate with Will Wood 🙏🙏

I am 99.9% sure Will Wood has no idea who I am 💜

Or you just forget every relevant fact about the topic the moment it feels like a conflict

talking to trans girls is incredible because you'll be like yea ive had this chronic pain and disability for like my entire life and medical science cant explain it weird huh and she'll just be like oh yea that sounds like you have x, lots of people i know have that maybe look into it and you're just left sitting there like wtf how ????????

There will be a lot of posts soon from people sharing how much they achieved in 2024. But in case someone needs to hear this, it's okay if the only thing you did this year was just get through it.... It's ok.

The thing about Terry Pratchett is the stories are so good and the jokes are so funny and the incisive quotes are so memorable and humane that sometimes it's easy to forget that the man could just... put together a sentence like no one else.

I remember the first time I read Thud the phrase "hell went for a stroll with its sleeves rolled up" took me out at the knees. It's just... Perfect. It captures exactly what it needs to capture, conjures what it needs to conjure. Does it concisely and eloquently. It's just... Perfect.

And every time I reread it, it takes me out again.

Man, Pratchett could write.

casting fireball at you in a cute way

Wait how do you do it in a cute- *AIl of my skin and flesh vaporizes leaving only a skeleton in my wake*

i love poison omelette

I'm convinced this woman is possessed by the black mold growing in her house- she's going to be the first cordyceps zombie at this rate.

Did my cat post this?

How much plastic can you eat before you Hospital

i'm really sad right now, does anyone have that post about the 4chan forcefem bridget tulpa?