Oh Please Let This Be The Timeline Where Will Wood Collaborates With The Original Broadway Cast Of Newsies.

FREE THEM!! RELEASE THE LIL GUYS!!!!

don’t forget your pills!

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

And what about it

Do NOT let the suggestive character designs fool you! Atlyss is a genuinely great retro-style action RPG with solid combat, fast movement that goes nuts if you're creative enough, tough but fair challenge, randomized dungeons, and the option to play solo OR with friends! Give this one a try!

Edit: Guys I know what it looks like but I promise you, this is NOT a porn game. The character designs are suggestive, yes, but not outright explicit. It's literally just a fun fast-paced action RPG, nothing more. It's also like $10 so you might as well at least try it before dismissing it.

yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend

extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people

my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone

haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles

can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way

can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up

can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap

cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.

unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily

will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.

i love poison omelette