Here I Am Post Ducks 2015 Playoffs Elimination

looking cute

HELLO BABIES I AM COMING TO LONDON MCM EXPO THIS MAY!! <3 

Oooh! Sexy! 😛❤️❤️❤️

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This is the Version of Ariel Winter I would rather see, not this post- breast reduction slim girl.

An Angels Fan dream

Seems like her insanely awesome beauty goes on forever and boy do those boobs look sweet as heck! I'd love to motorboat them so bad

My thoughts following the Ducks 2014-2015 year

My thoughts following the Ducks 2014-2015 year being done are: I will always hold Getzlaf and Perry in high high regard as both the leaders of this team and the elite of the league.Maroon has really come into his own and done very well. I'm glad for him...he seems like a great guy :) Andrew Cogliano is a big favorite of mine and always happy when he is playing. I felt sad that Fredrik Andersen left it all on the ice the whole year long and fell a win short of the Stanley Cup Finals. He'll get it done next year I am sure. Matt Beleskey was a fierce beast this year and totally deserves a long contract....Same for Ryan Kesler. I'm sure that if you used this year's team next year that a different result will be accomplished. GO DUCKS!!!!!

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It was a slow night at the strip club and one of the drink girls sits down next to me and starts to chat.  She’s very sweet and has a smoking hot body, huge tits spilling out of whatever blouse and jacket outfit they make the drink girls wear.  I ask her for a lap dance and at first she resists, saying that it would be against the rules and all that. So we keep talking and after a few minutes she says “what the hell” and starts  stripping down to her lingerie.  The bouncers are totally fine with this, I guess she was just sizing me up and decided I wasn’t going to be a total jerk to her.

I’m staring in awe at her huge fake tits and wondering why she’s working as a drink girl rather than a dancer.  She notices my gaze, laughs, and says “boob man eh?  here’s something you’ll enjoy!”  Reaching down to my pants, she unhooks my belt and pulls it out of the belt loops.  She toys with the belt in her hands and playfully slaps it against her tits for a minute before wrapping it around her chest.  In one motion she reaches back, removes her bra, and replaces it with a belt bra holding her tits in place.  All using my belt!

“You know what I love about holding my boobs in place with a belt?”

I was mesmerized and had no answer.

“Well let me show you!”

She led me off he main floor and the night was even more fun from there…

The next morning I woke up alone back in my hotel room, passed out in bed… and still missing my belt.  I never got that belt back!

I accept almost everything

Reblog if you’re a porn blog that accepts submissions

This includes:

Nudes

Masturbation videos

Erotic audio

Stories about what you’d do to me

and whatever else your horny little minds can come up with. ;)

Dirndls are the all time greatest outfit ever created!!!! These two beauties are excellent examples of what makes it great. I wish all females ages 18-60 worn them as normal everyday wear. What a gorgeous world that would be

someone: ewww dirndls are so ugly

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