Seems Like Her Insanely Awesome Beauty Goes On Forever And Boy Do Those Boobs Look Sweet As Heck! I'd

Oh wow! I wish she lived in my neighborhood

It was a slow night at the strip club and one of the drink girls sits down next to me and starts to chat.  She’s very sweet and has a smoking hot body, huge tits spilling out of whatever blouse and jacket outfit they make the drink girls wear.  I ask her for a lap dance and at first she resists, saying that it would be against the rules and all that. So we keep talking and after a few minutes she says “what the hell” and starts  stripping down to her lingerie.  The bouncers are totally fine with this, I guess she was just sizing me up and decided I wasn’t going to be a total jerk to her.

I’m staring in awe at her huge fake tits and wondering why she’s working as a drink girl rather than a dancer.  She notices my gaze, laughs, and says “boob man eh?  here’s something you’ll enjoy!”  Reaching down to my pants, she unhooks my belt and pulls it out of the belt loops.  She toys with the belt in her hands and playfully slaps it against her tits for a minute before wrapping it around her chest.  In one motion she reaches back, removes her bra, and replaces it with a belt bra holding her tits in place.  All using my belt!

“You know what I love about holding my boobs in place with a belt?”

I was mesmerized and had no answer.

“Well let me show you!”

She led me off he main floor and the night was even more fun from there…

The next morning I woke up alone back in my hotel room, passed out in bed… and still missing my belt.  I never got that belt back!

"I am a self described Boobologist. I like to study boobs and what they do to me when I see them."- Myself

What a beautiful sight ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Is that honestly real? That is a true Wuzzle right there.

This is a rare picture of the koalaphant that is only found on the island of Shauanw in the Indonesian Ocean. It uses its trunk to hold their babies and smooth out their fur

i cant believe how big ive gotten ☺️

This fine girl got the juiciest booty ever!!!! 😛

WHAT A DROP DEAD GORGEOUS ENCHANTRESS!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I just finished watching an Episode of “Virgin Diaries” and it got me wondering how I can tell my story of being a 40 year old virgin. I hate being a Lifelong Single Virgin and a lot of times makes me sad. Any girls out there in California wanna help a guy out? Message me. Let’s talk.