PINK HAIR FUCK YEAH I FEEL SO GENDER

Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either

Hate to be making another political post but here we go:

American swing voters; what are you doing? Sure, Harris has some policies I don’t agree with, and she has flaws (like most people).

But let’s discuss the elephant in the room: do you want the Senile Actual Convicted Felon to win or the Halfway Decent Lady with Some Flaws to win?

Voting doesn’t mean you are now chained to supporting Harris no matter which move she makes. That should not be the case for anyone you vote for.

However, it does mean that we get to continue to live in a democracy that supports disabled people’s independence, feminism, lgbtqia+ rights, freedom of speech and abortion.

Choose the lesser of two evils.

i forget who made the post but "if you would transition in a heartbeat in a more accepting society then you are in fact trans" really helps me when i need it

haha pardon my french but what the actual phoque

what. It’s almost 2025. I still haven’t recovered from 2020

Grab a feather and use your newfound cape to slowfall after you jump

the bow ties cook unevenly and the shells have ridges and are a far better vessel for sauce. sure the bow ties look better but they are incredibly impractical from a culinary standpoint. i cannot think of a single pasta dish where bow ties would be superior to shells.

Eating muffins and sourdough bread whilst hand stitching a woolen cloak on a rainy evening to give myself one last moment of cozy before summer hits me in the face like a cement truck

Calorie counting makes my blood boil

Top 5 baby names I can no longer use because media has made an iconic character with said name and ruined them forever

1: all of them because I quite frankly do not like children and this is simply another excuse not to have them

2: Garfield

3: Mickey

4: Ursula

5: Megamind