“I Want To See The World… But I Cannot Move”

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

What do you think about abortion? Also, are you religious?

I'm not religious, but I do believe in random shit recreationally. For one, the human cunt is a portal through which souls enter the world, but they'll need a meat suit to survive in the meatworld - just like you'd need a spacesuit to survive in space - and that takes nine months to manufacture. And sometimes the process of that happening is spontaneously aborted or cancelled by the manufacturer, and I don't think the souls of the unborn would be any more bothered by that than you getting a text going "hey sorry your comission was cancelled, we'll put you at the front of the queue for the next one".

And they'll just skip straight to the next life, or go wherever souls go after life, and maybe that's the same thing. Maybe they'll have better luck next time and just be a dandelion or something.

I'm so sick of people saying water doesn't taste. Water fuckin TASTES

Light answers a tough question

They’re makin’ laws where you can’t drink when you want to, you hafta wear a seatbelt when you’re drivin’.. pretty soon it’s gunna be a communist country.

I hate when people say stuff like "oh if seatbelt laws or asbestos bans happened today, they would be controversial!"

Like. They were. There were a lot of people - influenced by multi-billion dollar campaigns - who were against it and thought it was sissy libturd shit.

Asbestos wasn't fully banned in the US until March of 2024

it’s no longer pride month which means it’s HALLOWEEN PREP TIME BABYYY

Happy new year! Remember to slay your enemies in a literal and metaphorical sense!

as a general rule, I am very very VERY against the whole concept of computer brain chips. it is dystopian and creepy and invasive.

but as I sit here, fresh piercings hurting like hell and the only headphones compatible with my computer just barely resting on my ears, I hate to say it, but it would sure be nice to have my little cowboy game's music channeled directly into my brain.