Almighty Tumblr user Teaboot, what is your wisdom?
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You don't have to eat the gross jellybeans, you can just eat the ones you like, they have no nutritional value so there's nothing wrong with tossing em, candy is for fun not for food
Spiders and other household bugs are repulsed by cedar and lavender- you can get cedar balls online like how people used to sell mothballs and use em to keep spiders out of your closet
When you unplug an appliance from a wall there may still be an electrical charge in it for a sec so don't touch the metal end of the plug or you might get zapped a bit
Tiger's eye gems are a type of asbestos so if you crack or chip your tiger's eye you should probably not wear it anymore idk I'm not a rock scientist
If you wanna stay warmer when camping you should leave your sleeping bag rolled up until the moment you go to bed cause the fabric can absorb humidity in the air and make it damp and colder. Also fresh socks before you go to bed, even if your day ones still seem dry
Rayon, Viscose, and Lyocell are all made of plant fibers
Capsaicin is fat soluble, so if you eat something too spicy then drinking milk or cream will wash it away better than water. Swishing with vinegar should also work too if you're desperate
Fish are WAY more maintenance than you think they are. Goldfish can live well over a decade under proper care. Fish are not "easy" pets for the love of God. And they're smarter than you think they are
People having seizures are not going to swallow their tongue. At worst they may bite it. Hitting their head on something is a far bigger risk. Don't put shit in their mouth.
Children are more sensitive to bitter tastes as an evolutionary safety measure against accidental poisoning. If theycdont like eating something because it's bitter, remember that the taste is stronger to them.
Most symptoms of hauntings are also symptoms of gas leaks and black mold. Whether or not you believe in ghosts you should probably check you're not being poisoned before you drop money on a spirit medium
Purple skittles are grape flavour in some places like North America and blackcurrant in places like the UK. I personally prefer blackcurrant
Saguaro cacti can weigh literal tons and will crush you to death if they fall on you
Palm trees are technically grass
I only saw them from the back but istg I’m not coping they’re literally perfect
Please excuse the shitty sketch but like this is exactly what they looked like. I’m actually seeing them everywhere this is not a drill
Y’all I swear I saw the most CaitVi looking couple earlier I need to draw them rq bc I don’t take pictures of people without permission
Y’all I swear I saw the most CaitVi looking couple earlier I need to draw them rq bc I don’t take pictures of people without permission
Recently discovered that I’m mildly allergic to red licorice (it makes my throat itch), which makes my number of Things I’m Allergic To But Will Not Need to Worry About Encountering Because It’s Fucking Disgusting to 2.
Terrible idea:
It’s Finding Nemo, but the costumes are all weird CGI like the Cats movie. Alternatively it can be like the classic Cats musical for a live version. If anyone else would like some bad media ideas I have many
I made a short bill cipher playlist about a year ago. should I rebrand it but keep it exactly the same otherwise?
Someone should make a satan-offical core playlist on Spotify. Not me. Someone else.
When I was a kid I was in a play that was one of those Shrek-style fairytale mashup comedies. There was one part where all the dwarves were panicking about how Snow White fell asleep and like how the hell do we wake her up?? Current regular prince is out of commission, kinda taking some time to himself in the countryside to paint and “find himself” so he’s now the artist formerly known as prince.
Anyway we cut that bit out to honor “a prince that just died” and I was like “oh that’s sad” and didn’t question it until recently, because I probably would’ve heard about a dead royal again outside of the singular theater setting in the ~9 years since then, right?? So I looked it up. “Princes that died in 2016”
Y’all.
It was the actual artist Prince.
How we ended up with the message of “a prince” instead of “Prince” is so beyond me. Either they decided it was waaay over the elementary-aged kids heads or it actually was and we were all just stupid.
This post is having its intended effect, which is one or two of my mutuals reblogging and reminding me to drink water. I have never had something accidentally work so well.
DRINK SOME WATER
and send this to another dehydrated fool