Sweet Old Grandma Ily

yeah i can already feel it creep into me ( I'm never ok but i think I'll be finee :/ )

gonna start reading solitaire today AHHHHH I'm so excited because i just KNOW im gonna love it cause like tori is literally me😭

if you still miss them then you're not keeping yourself busy enough missy. Stop procrastinating and get some work done :)

help screwing your sanity over fixing someone is a cannon event😭

“I can fix him” babe you are WORSE than him

I'll be done watching the office finale today and tbh i CAN'T. IT'S GOING TO BE EMOTIONAL OMG I AM NOT READY TO SAY GOODBYE TO THESE PEOPLEEE

so my friend has been spamming so much on stories lately and not to be rude but I'm afraid they're just slacking off and they posted something saying "we all have to start texting each other like old timey explorers" so i sent them a long text saying something like:

dearest madame ,

my heart yearns to meet your gaze like old times but now that I'm torn apart from my abode i can't help but notice that you seen quite out of space and have been using your sylphlike brain on giving silly supplementary captions over these cheap pieces of commentary on life. My heart breaks but i won't let it anymore. I hope you survive these hard times in your life.

yours lovingly,

very close sapphic friend

HELP IT'S SO FUNNY I CAN'T 😭

hejebshejeje THANKSSS

yeahhh actually I'm rewatching all of it and got done with season 1 today because i missed the cast so much T_T oH and i think i like Tao probably? He's chaotic and loves indie films which is literally me.

oh i look forward to being less miserable everyday, ig

ur latest reblog. i can hang out with u?

I'D LOVE TO (only if you can listen to me yapping about the miseries of life for hours)

SO INTRO POST BECAUSE I'M HELLA BORED SO I THOUGHT I'D YAP ABOUT MYSELF???

SO HI

you can call me myrtie

i think you would like my energy here??? I wouldn't call myself chaotic but i certainly am more high(not literally)here than I ever am irl.

i am actually awkward but i don't mind yapping here because IT'S LITERALLY SO CHILL HERE. I love interacting with gay nerds people who love indie films and literature

I'm a little closeted bisexual nerd BUT OUT ON TUMBLR?? If you love gilmore girls, heartstopper, young royals, Carol and ANYTHING QUEER can we be friends pookie???

i also LOVE gilmore girls, the office, how i met your mother, big mouth and a lot more i can't remember

I'd LOVE to interact, talk or just freak around if you are just as crazy and mindfucked as me (so don't feel awkward, my dms are open to ya'll :) ) EXCEPT IF YOU'RE A HOMOPHOBE, RACIST OR CREEP PLS STAY AWAYHHH

sooo I'll update this if i remember more stuff.

well I think i have already transformed into tori spring so maybe I'd like getting acquainted with your 3rd wife??

gonna start reading solitaire today AHHHHH I'm so excited because i just KNOW im gonna love it cause like tori is literally me😭

i wish i had a script for my life so that i could just open it and see when the plot gets better because I am so hopeless right now i can't even do life anymore

OMGGGGG YAYYYYY LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

not a question but broda i scrolled through your tumblr and MAN you're cool.

btw question. Saw your pfp, do you like gilmore girls? If yes OMG I LOVE IT TOO.

AHHHHHHHH OMGGGGGGGG ILYYYYYYYYYYY GILMORE GIRLS IS EPICC AND UR BLOG IS SOO COOLLL AHHH THIS PLACE IS FULL OF COOL PEOPLEEEE