That's So Cute Lmao😭 That Actually Made Me Chuckle Lol.

I'll be done watching the office finale today and tbh i CAN'T. IT'S GOING TO BE EMOTIONAL OMG I AM NOT READY TO SAY GOODBYE TO THESE PEOPLEEE

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so my friend has been spamming so much on stories lately and not to be rude but I'm afraid they're just slacking off and they posted something saying "we all have to start texting each other like old timey explorers" so i sent them a long text saying something like:

dearest madame ,

my heart yearns to meet your gaze like old times but now that I'm torn apart from my abode i can't help but notice that you seen quite out of space and have been using your sylphlike brain on giving silly supplementary captions over these cheap pieces of commentary on life. My heart breaks but i won't let it anymore. I hope you survive these hard times in your life.

yours lovingly,

very close sapphic friend

HELP IT'S SO FUNNY I CAN'T 😭

well that's an interesting take and exactly how my moods can switch in a single day😭

sometimes i feel like the happiest person on the planet like I'd be chaotic, funny, talking very loudly and saying everything i want to but then the very next day it's as if my key got lost and that was the key which made me act normal, idk?

Like wdym i can't act like a normal person everyday. Everyone around me thinks that I'm too quiet because they've literally never met someone as quiet as me. But how do i explain that some days i really do act normal and you would see the fun side of me but most days I have no idea why I'm acting in a certain way idk it's really hard to explain ok

Everybody thinks it's probably a phase but then WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE GOING THROUGH IT. Everyone who's around the same age as me seems pretty normal to me. LIKE I NEED ANSWERS. PLEASE.

SO TRUE

Hot Take: Big Mouth is a good fucking show and is actually super educational and inclusive about a wide range of topics, practically becoming the Sex Ed people never had.

It was mainly pearl clutching tumblr libs with right-wing evangelical christian ideas about sex who hated it. On top of that, most of the people who hated it never even watched it. The show supports trans people, openly talked about consent, was informative about genital hygiene, was super supportive of girls sexual development and insisted on kids taking responsibility for their actions as well as seeing sexual partners as people - not just objects. It's quite literally some of the most radical sex ed ever.

But some of you dunked on it cause it had an 'ugly' art style - as though that wasn't on purpose to stop actual creeps from being able to ruin this genuinely informative show with scores of underage internet fap.

I'm 31 years old and Big Mouth was one of the first shows I watched that talked about girls being horny without suggesting it was weird, hyper focusing on virginity or having one of the girls be sexually assaulted. As someone whose sex ed was in the early 2000's - that's fucking revolutionary.

SO INTRO POST BECAUSE I'M HELLA BORED SO I THOUGHT I'D YAP ABOUT MYSELF???

SO HI

you can call me myrtie

i think you would like my energy here??? I wouldn't call myself chaotic but i certainly am more high(not literally)here than I ever am irl.

i am actually awkward but i don't mind yapping here because IT'S LITERALLY SO CHILL HERE. I love interacting with gay nerds people who love indie films and literature

I'm a little closeted bisexual nerd BUT OUT ON TUMBLR?? If you love gilmore girls, heartstopper, young royals, Carol and ANYTHING QUEER can we be friends pookie???

i also LOVE gilmore girls, the office, how i met your mother, big mouth and a lot more i can't remember

I'd LOVE to interact, talk or just freak around if you are just as crazy and mindfucked as me (so don't feel awkward, my dms are open to ya'll :) ) EXCEPT IF YOU'RE A HOMOPHOBE, RACIST OR CREEP PLS STAY AWAYHHH

sooo I'll update this if i remember more stuff.

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I am Myrtie, God of high school musical

ok i sound like a cool god

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

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reblog if u need a hug

THE WAY I GASPED WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH THE UPDATES

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr