So Coooool

I never realised!!!!

Penguins of Madagascar + celebrity names

10/10 fic thank you for this

exception

pairing: maul x human!reader 

word count: 685

warnings: none really. some tooth-rotting fluff. mentions of periods. mentions of pms… umm.. lemme know if there’s anything else. 

a/n: not me indulging in self-projection fic. i’m currently suffering from a migraine/my period. also, the reader is human in this. i’m sorry to all my peeps who have alien ocs :// i hope you guys enjoy. it’s been a long time since i’ve typed for my favorite zabrak <3 

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wow this is great, thanks so much for sharing!

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Capitalism is so exhausting

i have officially lost the ability to draw air into my lungs from laughing at this please i cant do this today