10/10 fic thank you for this
pairing: maul x human!reader
word count: 685
warnings: none really. some tooth-rotting fluff. mentions of periods. mentions of pms… umm.. lemme know if there’s anything else.
a/n: not me indulging in self-projection fic. i’m currently suffering from a migraine/my period. also, the reader is human in this. i’m sorry to all my peeps who have alien ocs :// i hope you guys enjoy. it’s been a long time since i’ve typed for my favorite zabrak <3
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i shall read this masterpiece later
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hank Anderson/Connor Characters: Hank Anderson, Connor (Detroit: Become Human) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Connor Has Anxiety, Connor has a huge crush, Classic schoolboy crushing on his teacher trope, Hank Anderson is so done but hot, I’m Bad At Tagging, I’m Bad At Summaries, My First AO3 Post, Tags May Change, No Plot/Plotless, might continue, Rating May Change, Unresolved Sexual Tension like damn, Romantic tension too I guess Summary:
The clock ticked by too quickly.
Students shuffled in their seats. Backpacks were zipped up. Groups of friends congregated to chat before that final bell rung out.
Connor begged for that clock to never ring, for time to pause or even stop. Because from his desk, he had a beautiful view of Professor Anderson.
Interview cat
Цой и невъебенный стиль
“You wouldn’t know”: If you ask to roll, say, history, and your DM responds with this, it usually means, “This is a vital plot point that you aren’t supposed to find out until later, so I won’t tell you regardless of what you roll”
“I mean, you could”: The DM is strongly suggesting you don’t do the thing you were just about to do. But it is your choice… if you reeeeeally want to.
“Oh, fuck”/“Oh, shit”/et cetera: “I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO MAKE THAT DECISION AND I DID NOT PREPARE AN OUTCOME”
“Oh, fuck”/“Oh, shit”/et cetera: “I JUST REALIZED I DID NOT BALANCE THIS COMBAT CORRECTLY”
“Hang on…”: “Where the FUCK did I put this in my notes?”
“Oh boy”/“Oh god”/“Oh no”/et cetera: I either just rolled REALLY well or REALLY badly. You’ll find out soon enough.
“It seems like…”/“As far as you can tell…”: What I’m about to say your character notices, is nowhere CLOSE to what’s actually going on.
“Make a [skill] check”/“Make a [skill] saving throw”: I’m having you make this roll, but I’m not going to tell you what it means until later, when you’re going to regret it.
A hard, firm, “No”: “Please for the love of GOD and ALL that is holy I am BEGGING you not to put me through whatever BULLSHIT you’re planning.”
Aries
Yes i like pineapple on pizza
yes i love mint icecream /mint chocolate
yes i love ketchup in mac n cheese
no to the last one tho lmao
put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:
- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream
oh isnt that from romeo and juliet
commission for @your-holy-mountain, their gorgeous necromancer Erandiil and his gryphon 💙💀
i love this so much because its so relatable
Les sphinx au dictionnaire - Francine van Hove
French b.1942-
this just opened up my eyes
how do the centaurs sleep? and how do they stretch after a good sleep?
Ok this is one I’ve been wanting to cover for a while and my cooldown sketches got out of hand, so buckle up and enjoy the picturebook!
The easiest options is exactly what you think, the flop. In a home, thick carpets or tatami-like mats would provide at least some sort of cushion for the horse-half and various sized cushions and pillows to lift and support the top half. And they CAN sleep standing up, like horses, but it does require both a special harness/corset and practice. And it’s not very comfortable for anything deeper than a doze or catnap for most, so it’s mostly reserved for bad situations, naps, or guard duty.
Most common are recliners, or ‘hammocks’. Easy to fold and carry for cultures on the move, or make fancy for the city-folk they are probably the most ubiquitous of centaur furniture. A simple adjustable A-frame supporting some sort of flexible fabric-ish sheet for the top half to lean against and sleep. Usually paired with some sort of large blanket or padding on the ground to lay the horse-half on!
When you don’t have no fancy recliners, your herd will do! The preferred sleeping method of closely bonded herds is to simply rest on your buddies cushy backside! Roaming bands can often form long chains of sleeping centaurs with the unlucky first taur either on guard duty, sleeping sprawled, or with the group’s only hammock.
Mix and match to your character and herd’s personal preference!
Also stretchies!
heudjfksnfiiskjc love it
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) // Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) & Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
0-0 defo paying it a visit someday
Rievaulx Abbey, North Yorkshire, England, United Kingdom.