I Love This So Much Because Its So Relatable

What really makes my New Years Eve is my mom talking to the chicken she's about to cook after her 3rd glass of wine

absolutely epic

Mongolian Way 0f Cutting Watermelons

i honestly love this

I like to imagine that mythical races of beings that are only one gender/sex are actually either sexless or the males and females look so much alike that they find it to be too inconvenient to explain to humans.

im wheezing uncontrollably

WOAH

First known omnivorous shark species identified!

The Bonnethead shark (Sphyrna tiburo), is a species of hammerhead that is abundant in critical seagrass habitats.

Recent research on the stomach and digestive physiology of these sharks have shown that they consume lots of seagrass (up to 62.1% of gut content mass) and have specialised enzymes for digesting plant material (cellulose).

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he is... so pretty what??? i love his hair???

Peter Capaldi in THE LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM (1988)

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Aries

Yes i like pineapple on pizza

yes i love mint icecream /mint chocolate

yes i love ketchup in mac n cheese

no to the last one tho lmao

ok we're settling this discourse right now

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream

Steal all the meatballs

Me irl

wow this is great, thanks so much for sharing!

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

this made me wheeze uncontrollably

Star Wars characters described by my friend who doesn’t know anything about Star Wars: TCW 

Ahsoka:

-  “oooh she’s pretty. i love her hat.” 

Rex:

- “i feel like he gives nice hugs.”  Fives:

- “he looks like he likes fig bars.” 

Echo: 

- “isn’t that the one you cry over? why does he have a handprint?? he looks nice i’d hold his hand.” 

Maul: 

- “oh!! i know him! he’s the one the fandom likes because he’s red. he reminds me of a chicken.”  Anakin: 

- “that’s luke! wait no, it’s uh his dad! he looks grumpy.” 

Obi-Wan 

- “he’s like, the cool general dad of everyone. right?”  Cody: 

- “this dude looks very… he looks like the friend that would wait for you if you tied your shoe.” 

Wolffe: 

- “he looks like he would push you off the sidewalk so he can talk to his cooler friend.” 

Mace: 

- “SAMUEL JACKSON!!!” 

Ventress: 

- “she kinda looks like she doesn’t like dogs and i can’t stand for that.” 

Grevious:

- “i don’t like him. he looks sad. he also looks like he doesn’t like dogs. why does he have so many lightsabers, isn’t that illegal??”