All Youuu Do Is Bitch Bitch Bitch

Yaass daddy

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Lol reeedyy

More Zodiac Compatibility here

Things that we love daddy to say

If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them

For a book written by a bunch of older Jewish men, I’m surprised the Torah isn’t funnier.

Head Of Hare by Simon Litten

European Hare (Lepus europaeus), Norfolk, UK.

Satan

Donald Trump actually made fun of a mother for believing he might be a decent person

You’ve probably heard that Donald Trump kicked a crying baby out of one of his rallies. But did you realize it was actually way, way worse than that? [read more]

Gifs: NBC News/@BradJaffy

Food for thought

Why is it that in every zombie movie all the lights are flickering? Do the zombies grab step ladders and partially twist out all the fluorescent light bulbs?

let boys be feminine

Girls like hearing men moan during sex

Girls LIKE hearing men moan during sex

GIRLS LIKE hearing men moan during sex

GIRLS LIKE hearing MEN MOAN during SEX

GIRLS LIKE HEARING MEN MOAN DURING SEX