Let Boys Be Feminine

Loubna Meron

If you know me

Read more about your Zodiac sign here

Me with Daddy

Me: HHHHUUUNNNGGRRRYYYYY

Daddy: what do you want to eat, princess?

Me: *rolls around and makes frustrated noises because I don't know what I want to eat.*

This is how to effectively protest

#CocksNotGlocks is the new gun control movement you’ve got to know about

After UT Austin made concealed carrying legal in classrooms (while sex toys are still illegal) students took to the quads to fight back. “We’ve got dicks for you, we’ve got dicks for you. I’m the Oprah of dickage!“ Zander yells. And the movement is getting really huge.

Images: Ben Sklar, Twitter, Bumperactive

I don't sleep

What type of lover is your zodiac?

Kitty cats

Me: Daddyyy

Me: I need 1000 kitty cats

Daddy: ...

Daddy: I'm sure you do, babygirl.

Oh baby

How to Seduce Every Zodiac Sign

1. Aries: Spirited and Direct

Be bold and aggressive.. no need for permission, steal a breathtaking kiss as soon as the moment seizes you. The more forceful the approach, the better. Compliments go a long way too .. tell them they’re sexy and desired!

2. Taurus: Simmering Sensuality

Slow and steady.. savor the courtship phase. Bulls love gifts, show up with beautiful tokens. They’re extremely responsive to sensual stimuli, a subtle perfume will be a magnet. Lastly an earthy sense of humor seals the deal!

3. Gemini: Mind Stimulation First

The fastest way to their bedroom is through the brain. They love to be consulted about intellectual matters, but better yet is if you have a specialized knowledge they don’t! Nothing gets them more in the mood than intrigue!

4. Cancer: Romance Rules

They’re notoriously soft-hearted. Showing off your sensitive side seduces them. They secretly love being babied, and love being pampered with a home-cooked meal. Romantic atmospheres appeal to their sensualness.

5. Leo: 100% Focus

Treat them like they’re the most important beings in the world! When the lights are turned low, run your fingers through Leo’s mane, they’ll purr with delight.. Murmur words of praise, it builds the perfect mood.

6. Virgo: Orderly

Cleanliness is a virtue here, are your sheets laundered? You’ll need to be impeccably groomed too! Virgo likes to help, it makes them feel “needed” which is a good way to get closer to this organized creature.

7. Libra: Have Style

They’re sophisticated.. This sign needs to be romanced in high style: champagne, evening dress and music. Most of all perfect your kissing technique, they want a lover with finesse.

8. Scorpio: Intrigue Them

It’s challenging to seduce secretive Scorpio, and hard to gauge their reactions. A good first move? Take their hand and trace delicate patterns on the inside of their palm, let your body do the communicating.

9. Sagittarius: Be Adventurous

Humor wins and gets you acquainted with the Archer’s bedroom. The prospect of making love outdoors excites them. This sign is ruled by the thighs and hips, they’ll become deadly serious when you zero in on these areas.

10. Capricorn : Use Sophistication

A slow, steady approach works best with Goats. Limit your first encounter to a lingering kiss. Move further next time you see each other, with little caresses. They know that the best things in life are worth waiting for.

11. Aquarius: Unconventional Moves

Quirky, they’re a tough nut to crack. Be creative and a friend first, appeal to their intellect. The more offbeat your manner, the more attracted they’ll be. Know they’ve a rebellious streak.. dare one to kiss you!

12. Pisces: Fantasy Oriented

Transport them to another world.. verbalize fantasies. When they’re absorbed, a quick kiss on the back of the neck will do. They’ve many erogenous zones, including the feet. A friendly foot rub can fan the flames of desire.

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A new daddy friend

Daddy: Princess, I'd like you to meet my friend.

Me: *looks up from my coloring book* It's nice to meet you!

Daddy: Those aren't very good manners, stand up and say hello properly.

Me: *bottom lip curls down into a pout and looks back at my crayons* Yes si-

Daddy's friend: Aw now, it's okay. She's obviously very busy. Can I see what you're working on?

Me: *all smiles again* Yes! It's ponies!*holds up my picture*

Daddy: *laughs and shakes his head* Come on man, you're gonna have to build up an immunity to pouty face if you want to be a daddy.

Daddy's friend: Dude. There's literally no way. That shit's kryptonite.

Me: *tugs on daddy's friend's pant leg* Excuse me!

Daddy's friend: *crouches down* What's up buttercup?

Me: You said a bad word. You have to sit on the pink stool over there until Daddy says you can play again.

Daddy's friend: *facepalm*

Daddy: *choking back laughter* You sure you want this to be your life?