ahh i feel miserable, guess it's time to escape into the world i created in my head where i am loved by someone because i am so horribly deprived of love in the real world !
Jake: send a letter to algebra.
Isa: why?!
Jake: please..
Isa: ugh
Isa: dear algebra, stop telling everybody to find your x. She’s not coming back. And don’t ask me y.
Jake: you tried.
my playlist is starting to get long…
Jake: Why did the traffic light turn red?
Isa: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY targets CHILDREN in Gaza !!!!
Isa, giving Kaylee relationship advice: When you're looking for your future spouse, don't just think "who do I want to love for the rest of my life", think "who do I want to argue with about the best way to load a dishwasher for the rest of my life?"
Kai: You say that like you’re capable of loving.
Isa: Are pancakes just pan cakes? Jake:Excuse me? Isa:Think about it, what if we were doing it all wrong? Jake:This is why you need friends.
Isa: Hey, I cook!
Jake: Offering people gum is not cooking!
Isa: [to Jake] If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.
makeup on and i still look like shit.