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Isa: Future husband say what! Jake: What? Isa: *internally* Nailed it.

Jake: Isa, doctor! I've developed a double heartbeat since my operation.

Isa: Ah, so that's where my wristwatch went.

Jake: HOW- You’re freaking qualified!

coffee-drunk friends

“fuck, i hate you but i want to squeeze you in my arms. am i in love or are you just really annoyingly cute?”

- coffee drunk friends chapter 3 unedited version, isa dialogue.

Isa: You are …flower.

Jake: Explain.

Isa: Makes me happy.

Isa: Can I ask a dumb question?

Jake: Better than anyone I know.

Isa: Kai told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

Isa, giving Kaylee relationship advice: When you're looking for your future spouse, don't just think "who do I want to love for the rest of my life", think "who do I want to argue with about the best way to load a dishwasher for the rest of my life?"

Kai: You say that like you’re capable of loving.

Jake: Isa and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

Jake: You can’t set all your problems on fire.

Isa: You’d be surprised by how many things are flammable.

Isa: What are amphetamines?

Jake: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Isa: Ohhhh.