Coffee-drunk Friends

Isa: I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster Energy drinks in my coffee. I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.

Isa: Jake... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Jake: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Isa: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

Jake: Where are you going?

Isa: Hell, eventually.

Court: about to have Isa hanged over attempted murder.

Jake, bursting into jail: You don’t have all the facts!

The judge: Which are?

Jake: I love her.

Isa: Jake... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Jake: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Isa:

Isa: I wrote sanitize, Jake.

Isa: Jake, how long does it take until someone is sober again? Jake: Usually they have a hungover, why do you ask? *Kai screaming in the background holding a raccoon by the tail* Isa: No reason. No reason at all.

“I get goosebumps when I’m sad. I don’t know why, but when you left that day, I’ve had goosebumps ever since.”

“fuck, i hate you but i want to squeeze you in my arms. am i in love or are you just really annoyingly cute?”

- coffee drunk friends chapter 3 unedited version, isa dialogue.

Isa: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Jake: No... well, their slowness.

Isa: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Isa: Now I have a plan.

Isa: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

Isa: You are …flower.

Jake: Explain.

Isa: Makes me happy.