Isa: Are Pancakes Just Pan Cakes? Jake:Excuse Me? Isa:Think About It, What If We Were Doing It All Wrong?
Isa: Are pancakes just pan cakes? Jake:Excuse me? Isa:Think about it, what if we were doing it all wrong? Jake:This is why you need friends.
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Jake: [picks up his phone] What do you want Isa, I'm busy. Isa: Do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die? Jake: Jake: I'm on my way.
Isa: Guess what?
Jake: What?
Isa: I’m getting married!
Jake, getting furious: WHO IS THIS BASTARD! WHO IS-?
Isa, hitting a marriage certificate: It’s you, sign here.
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Isa: Hey, I cook!
Jake: Offering people gum is not cooking!
Jake: Anxiety? What could be giving you anxiety? Isa: Um, let's see. Every aspect of my life?
Jake: A crush is called a crush because she will most likely crush your feelings.
Jake: *finger guns* Hey, cool beans, how are you?
Kai: *whispers* She’s so cool.
Isa: You have such low standards.
Isa: Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Jake: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Isa: Yes. Absolutely.
Jake: When?
Isa: When you're right.
